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Balladeer
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0 posted 2006-05-03 12:22 PM



Our boy got up, got dressed, went to the kitchen for a bite.
His wife looked up as he came in and eyed him with delight.
"Make love to me right now!" she screamed as he came through the door
Then grabbed his arm and pulled him forcefully down on the floor.

Poor Toerag was astonished! She had not done this before.
Last time she acted amorous was 1994!
Though it was unexpected, Toerag grabbed her lustily
And rose to take advantage of this opportunity.

The deed was done and Toerag lay there, much too tired to move.
His wife got up and smiled, then wandered over to the stove.
It took him time to catch his breath a bit before he spoke.
"What was that about??" His wife replied, "Egg timer broke."


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1 posted 2006-05-03 12:27 PM


That is one of my favorite jokes, and you adapted it well to suit our boy, Toerag.  Well done, and now, let the games begin.
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2 posted 2006-05-03 12:29 PM


LOL cute one Deer
Sunshine
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3 posted 2006-05-04 11:23 PM


Revival of the comedies...

a good thing!



Toe would approve!


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4 posted 2006-05-04 11:50 PM


Okay.

Now I'm hot.

or fried


jody5
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5 posted 2006-05-05 01:48 AM


LOL It's good to have a sence of humor and that was a cute one.  Thanks for the laugh  


Toerag
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6 posted 2006-05-05 01:21 PM


What's so funny about this?....You never had an egg timer break before?.....

Okay.....I guess it's time to be a Toerag again......

Larry C
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7 posted 2006-05-05 05:36 PM


Toerag is married?!
Seymour Tabin
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8 posted 2006-05-05 06:35 PM


Balladeer
Ya know I think I'll get me a broken egg timer.

Honeybee
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9 posted 2006-05-07 06:49 PM



Hehe M'deer! I love how you torment Toerag....cute read

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10 posted 2006-05-17 07:37 PM


How could I have missed this one, LOL Deer you're the greatest in thinking up stuff like that.

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

The Lady
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11 posted 2006-05-17 10:30 PM



Now that's funny and I had never heard the joke before.


picturegramic
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12 posted 2006-05-17 11:50 PM


I somehow knew a kicker was coming! lol
A very comical read and ya know every
house deserves a broken egg timer! You might want to register that idea and sell it! Thanks for the smile!
picturegramic

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13 posted 2006-05-19 12:39 PM


I'd venture to say that a toe break would beat the heck out of an egg timer any ole day! Sexy

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14 posted 2006-05-19 09:51 AM


LOL! You have always been great at giving a laugh or a smile. Thank you for that.
Mick Hawkes
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15 posted 2006-05-30 06:35 PM


You can't "beat" a "cracking" good joke!... sorry :-)

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Gunslinger
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16 posted 2006-05-31 09:53 AM


You are BAD!!! lol
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17 posted 2006-06-01 12:24 PM


that was interesting... liked it alot
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