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Mistaken Identity |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
One day at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was getting older, When Jesus happened by-by fate, Pete asked if he'd take over. "I need a break to stretch my legs, Would you watch the gate for me?" Being the kindest man that ever lived, Said, "Sure, take a break old Pete." A moment later came a man, Quite old and shedding tears, Asking about his long lost son, He hadn't seen in years. Jesus said, "Well tell me sir, About this missing lad?" The man said he's unusual, With the "scarring" that he had. He said "It is my son you see, He has holes in his hands and feet" Jesus stood back and said with glee, "Father dear I wondered, when again we'd finally meet." The man looked up with tearful joy, Said, "I can't believe it's true, Are you my one and only son? Pinnochio...Is that you?" |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
shhheeesh, you really had me going, I mean chills and all, wondering while reading...is this Toe? Then bam...you did it again... your a hoot Mr. Music Man Morning  |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Such a treat- the "Toerag twist". God does indeed, enjoy a good joke. |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
Too funny Toe. You really had me going too. |
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icebox Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 4383in the shadows |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
LOL |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
wonderful how one ole toe can bring on the smiles. martyjo |
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tracie66 Member Elite
since 2000-01-18
Posts 4713Australia |
 Love is the life of the soul... |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Mistaken Identity! OMG You're such a naughty Bamma Boy!  ~ but one very funny and clever one!!! Your toe sure can tickle my bone of funny!  Keep spreading your sunny Light! Loveya! Linda  |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
ToeMan~ My grandie girlie just said to me ... "POET, why are you laughing and crying at the same time?" I had to remain speechless ... for how does one explain a TOE to a four year old ?  *Huglets*  ~*Marge*~ ~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~ |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Ah, my friend... You do make me remember how/why your name was changed to Toerag! LOL I enjoyed this very much!!! |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Too funny!! Hope it's not considered blaspemous to laugh out loud at this!!! believe in what your heart feels... |
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