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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2006-04-04 09:38 AM


I know you've heard of the Titanic,
The movie has brought it fame,
The loss of life was tragic,
But did ya know about all that mayonnaise?

Hellman's Mayonnaise was from England,
The Titanic had twelve thousand jars.
It too was lost in the sinking,
Sandwich lovers all grieved from afar.

The whole world mourned at the loss,
"How would we make salads with our potatoes?"
So they made a day of mourning,
And called it "Sinko de Mayo"

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LeeJ
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1 posted 2006-04-04 09:51 AM


your a hoot, very much enjoy your humorious side, especially when it flows out in words...for all of us to enjoy
Hugs

Enchantress
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Canada eh.
2 posted 2006-04-04 11:31 AM


Toe!  You are TOO much!

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Martie
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3 posted 2006-04-04 05:10 PM


Toe...you're a hoot!!
JL
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4 posted 2006-04-04 05:18 PM


Crazy!
Enjoyed the fun.

JL



JL


curiouse
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5 posted 2006-04-04 05:50 PM


hehehe
i'm soo amused
curiouse

Curioustity is a fine gift...

The Lady
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6 posted 2006-04-05 12:18 PM



owwwwww... good one Toe!

sweetberry
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7 posted 2006-04-05 12:22 PM


good one...
Earth Angel
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8 posted 2006-04-06 01:53 PM


And every year out of reverence for this blessed day, I abstain from intimate relations! But I stuff myself with potato salad and mayo-lathered hero sandwiches!

May yo never run out of the white stuff!

Loves 'n laughs,
Linda

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