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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2006-03-31 07:18 AM


Looking out my jungle escartment,
Over my wildlife kingdom,
Watching for excitement,
(Perhaps a gal will swing-in)

I've swept up with some palm leaves,
No dung out in the yard,
Cleaning after Simba,
Is becoming really hard.

I cut down many large trees,
Built a nice large hut,
Can't house-train my elephant,
Nor my lion I named "Mutt"

That's why I need a soul mate,
House cleaning's such a chore,
I'll give her fruits and dates
Who could ask for more?

I'd give her a lovely wardrobe,
Fig leaves in fall colors,
Bug eaten leaves for negligees,
(And a cave out back for mother).

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Seymour Tabin
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Tamarac Fla
1 posted 2006-03-31 07:23 AM


Toerag,
Man you are smooth, what women could resist that? Did you prepare for the rush?

suthern
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2 posted 2006-03-31 08:17 AM


LOL... Oh, poor lonely one... I know the stampede will be on... with all you're offering, you'll have wimmin galore! LOL
Enchantress
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Canada eh.
3 posted 2006-03-31 09:09 AM


Send me your address...
I'll be right there.
Oh yea...Happy Birthday again!

Martie
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4 posted 2006-03-31 03:42 PM


I'm learning how to vine-swing...perhaps I can find you!!  
passing shadows
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5 posted 2006-03-31 04:10 PM


LOL
Klassy Lassy
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6 posted 2006-03-31 10:51 PM


Mom, huh?  I hope you aren't the frog Empress was telling me about the other day...

LOL

Bonnie j
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7 posted 2006-04-01 10:19 AM


OHhhhhhhhhh!
How could any tree swingin' gal resist.
Hugs
BonBon

nakdthoughts
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8 posted 2006-04-01 10:58 AM


I'd give her a lovely wardrobe,
Fig leaves in fall colors,
Bug eaten leaves for negligees,


very funny!!

M

Earth Angel
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9 posted 2006-04-01 12:30 PM


Hi, Toezan! This is EA swinging by!

The fruits and dates sound scrumpdeeliscious ~ and the designer fig
leaves di-vine! But I think I'll pass
on the bug eaten leaves for negligees!

Oh, and I like that idea of your Mom living in the cave out back! Flirty 2


EA

miscellanea
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OH
10 posted 2006-04-01 02:06 PM


Sounds like a dream come true, Toe!  You're too funny!  Let's see if you can inspire the funnybone in me to come out today.  Thanks!  I'll give it a shot and see what comes!

misc'e

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OH
11 posted 2006-04-01 03:08 PM


Not looking for a mate, but the humor is a hoot, Toezan.  Yes, you inspired a little humorous post from me.  Thanks for the boost.
        ~
Looking for the funny bone
Can’t see beyond my lash
Think it must be hidden under
Chill of winter’s sash.
        Then I…
Strip the coat and seek the sun
Oh, fiddle, fi, and thumb!
Where Oh where has my humerus gone?
And the lyrics continue on!
“Oh where, oh where can it be?”
Oh, heck, I remember that part of me!
(I dog gone left it at the Met
on prehistoric loan).

So cry or weep I won’t
I’ll degenerate one of new
Without a funny bone,
What lyrics would I choosily,
Could I choosily chew?
Tons of sun on loan I’m told
To radius a joke.
Funnies, I’ll concoctinate
To bring the sunshine hope.

       ~misc'e

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12 posted 2006-04-01 11:00 PM


....sigh.....ah, the memories....I just haven't been the same since I lost my tail....but thanks for all those clean-ups!

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Martie
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13 posted 2006-04-01 11:04 PM


Miscee

You are too funny!!  Thanks for helping her find her funny bone, Toe!!

terasinas
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14 posted 2006-04-01 11:17 PM


Toe ... This was funny (entertaining) as heck, well written too. Thanks for the laugh, I enjoyed reading about your little make beleive world, lol

tera

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