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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2006-03-31 07:10 AM

Out here in my jungle,
Danger lurks at ev'ry tree,
Poachers, snakes and crockodiles,
And loads of killer bees.

Stories of things so much worse,
Have been told for many years,
Of something much more dreaded,
The jungle shakes in fear.

The lions cower and run away,
The natives yell "JU-JU!!"
All the elephants run and hide,
The legends are all true.

This beast is something horrible,
Eats raw meat-bugs and dung,
His breath will clear a village,
The Swahili pack and run.

You know when he is coming,
From drum beats all in rhyme,
Ther's no escape-not even me,
His breath rots out my vines.

Army ants go "AWOL"
Hyenas make no sound,
(It's been said that's why the ostrich,
Sticks it's head beneath the ground).

Anteaters now go hungry,
There are no termite mounds,
The jungle doesn't have a bug
When Balladeer's around.

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

1 posted 2006-03-31 07:20 AM

Toerag
Oh! I know He'll like this one.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 2006-03-31 08:16 AM

LOL... Even before I got to the end, I recognized your "brother in charm" LOL

Happy Birthday, Toe (you didn't think I was going to let you keep that quiet, now did you? LOL) I left a smooch or two for you...
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Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

3 posted 2006-03-31 09:07 AM

Funny stuff here Toe!
Happy Birthday too!

Elizabeth Santos
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-11-08

Posts 9269
Pennsylvania

4 posted 2006-03-31 09:59 AM

How did I know?

We won't laugh AT you, Bal
We'll laugh WITH you
You have to admit this is pretty funny

Thanks, Toe, for starting my day
Love ya, Liz

Neeraja
Senior Member

since 2002-06-22

Posts 812
The Netherlands

5 posted 2006-04-01 02:32 AM

Thanks for the laugh!!!

And a hug for Balladeer!

Neeraja

Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

6 posted 2006-04-01 10:08 AM

I just knew you were going to be bad. It is in your nature.
Bad, bad, bad. Deer is going to get cha.
Hugs BonBon

nakdthoughts
Member Laureate

since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

7 posted 2006-04-01 10:57 AM

getting a good morning ~smile~ out of this

M

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

8 posted 2006-04-01 12:34 PM

Golly gee! I guess you can't tell a book by its cover! In his photo, Balladeer looks sooo kissable!

You're incorrigible! ~ but loveable!

Linda

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

9 posted 2006-04-01 12:58 PM

Oh here we go again

and about darn time too! Happy Birthday you ole buzzard, and many, many more too.

Waste not a second ~ Carpe' Diem

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

10 posted 2006-04-01 08:03 PM

Funny? You call this funny??? More sacrilege aimed at poor Balladeer? It's a good thing I'm not vindictive by nature or I'd have to come back with somethin'....he he he

Good one, lugnut!

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