navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #37 » A New Rug
Open Poetry #37
Post A Reply Post New Topic A New Rug Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
Juzjon
Junior Member
since 2006-03-10
Posts 27


0 posted 2006-03-21 07:33 PM



Went out to the carpet store
to buy a brand new rug
When the sales guy on the floor
came up and gave a hug

He thaid how can I help you?
I said I needed sisal
he thaid no Thir, thath incorrect
I think that you mean thithal

I was a little red cheeked
some things come out I guess
Don't know what made me say it
but I answered yeth !!

So he showed me all his thithal
thix rugth to be ethact
We found the one we wanted
off to the car we packed

Stopped by to get some dinner
a cafe near the lake
The waitress said "any you Sir?"
I thaid the t-bone thtake

Medium, rare or well done?
whilst writing on her pad
I thaid it did not matter
ath long ath ith not bad.

I know, thith wuth thilly and sthupid


Juth

© Copyright 2006 Juzjon - All Rights Reserved
skyshine
Deputy Moderator 5 ToursDeputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Elite
since 2002-02-07
Posts 3058
Beneath the northern stars
1 posted 2006-03-21 08:46 PM


It's good to be silly sometimes.

~sky

I hope someday you get the chance to live like you were dying....
~Tim McGraw

Post A Reply Post New Topic ⇧ top of page ⇧ Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
All times are ET (US). All dates are in Year-Month-Day format.
navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #37 » A New Rug

Passions in Poetry | pipTalk Home Page | Main Poetry Forums | 100 Best Poems

How to Join | Member's Area / Help | Private Library | Search | Contact Us | Login
Discussion | Tech Talk | Archives | Sanctuary