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miscellanea
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0 posted 2006-03-15 12:31 PM



               I ain’t never picked my nose
               Or of boogers have I disposed
                In anything but a tissue (certainly not in my mouth!)
               No, I ain’t.

              I  ain’t never wet my pants
              Or said nasty words (like“No you can’ts!”
              No , I ain’t that kind of gal
              Just take a glance!

              And on my birthday, I won’t lie
              For two years, I’ve been 29,
              Though I’m really only 21
               ‘Til I die.

              You may think I whine and I cheat
               But I offer no deceit
               No, I ain’t not honest
               As the day is long.
               (No, I ain't not honest as
               The day is long.)

               I ain’t never mined my nose
               Or sent puddles to my toes, and
                My halo, ya gotta luv it, overglows.


© Copyright 2006 Cathy Farmer - All Rights Reserved
iliana
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1 posted 2006-03-15 12:41 PM


ROFL!!!!!  Gotta luv it!  You are a riot....hehehe.   ....jo
miscellanea
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2 posted 2006-03-15 12:50 PM


My sister's twenty six
and for sisters, no other would I pick
and this ain't fooling,
no it ain't!

hugs, big sis

misc'e

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3 posted 2006-03-17 06:37 PM


Methinks you topped your "Cheer"ios with heaps of sugar this mornin'! Flirty

Loves 'n laughs,
Linda

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4 posted 2006-03-17 07:28 PM


This made me grin.

~Alli~

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5 posted 2006-03-17 09:30 PM


Tell me please....what have you been drinking this evening???

Made me giggle...cute

The Lady
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6 posted 2006-03-18 02:10 AM



Now that's TOO funny. I love it!

PhaerieChild
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7 posted 2006-03-18 03:08 AM


I love it!! I needed a good chuckle, snort and guffaw.
Honeybunch
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8 posted 2006-03-18 03:15 AM


  Hmmm?  Well, they say there's nothing like a new experience so - go for it gal!
miscellanea
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9 posted 2006-03-18 07:35 PM


Grinning back at you all!  Can you tell I was once a first grade teacher?  Oh, yes...
The stories I could tell!  Thank you for kicking back with me for a chuckle.  

miscellanea

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10 posted 2006-03-29 11:41 PM


Well why not??? There's fun stuff in there ~~ sometimes you can even make little sculptures out of it~~

I wonder, if the sculpture had a nose~~



~~J

Martie
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11 posted 2006-03-30 12:04 PM


misce....too cute...and James's reply got me really laughing...he's right, ya know?  The first graders would really love this!  
JL
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12 posted 2006-03-30 12:46 PM


Sounds like some of my relatives.
You ain’t from Texas is ya??

JL


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13 posted 2006-03-30 03:18 AM


this is cute, yes...but good thing I wasn't eating LOL
Toerag
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14 posted 2006-03-30 06:48 AM


Very good write and humor..and, I ain't never done none of that either....Who the hell wants to be like Balladeer?
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15 posted 2006-03-30 08:16 PM


Misc~
I'm totally laughing my little behind off !

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*Huglets*
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16 posted 2006-03-30 08:50 PM



YOU...

are hilarious!

You and Toe
ought to Duet!


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