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Open Poetry #37
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Sharksbean
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since 2005-09-25
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0 posted 2006-03-01 10:01 AM


Hey kids it's exorcist barbie
with full clockwise head rotation
she is so evil
she'll pop her head off
and laugh at you maniacally

you don't play with her
she plays with you
so buy your exorcist barbie today
or she'll buy you

warning lable: beware
has a habit of murdering it's owners
so if you purchase this toy
be sure you get it exorcised

outraged customer:WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING
SELLING A POSSESED TOY!?
DIDN'T YOU WATCH PINNOCHIO
HE GOT GAPETTO EATEN BY A WHALE

(gunshot goes off in background)
sorry for that kids
just ignore the crazy guy
and remember!
buy your exorcist barbie today
so she can put you six feet under
(end commercial)

-may the force be with you in poetry
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