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LngJhnAg
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

0 posted 2006-01-20 05:18 PM


Toerag's parents told us,
When Toe was not around,
That they didn't birth him,
Thy bought him from the Pound.

There were cuddly kittens,
There were trusty dogs,
But Toerag's parents were farmers,
They were looking for a hog.

The rest of the litter were cuter,
As they suckled for their lunch.
Only Heaven knows why Toerag's parents,
Settled for the runt.

So if you wonder like we do,
About the mistyped things you read,
Just remember Toerag must type,
With his cloven feet.

That oughta put that scoundrel in his place!!!

© Copyright 2006 Michael Waterman - All Rights Reserved
latearrival
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1 posted 2006-01-20 06:18 PM


you "boys" are back in form..Keep us laughing. martyjo
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