HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh that is wonderful, and the second one is too hilarious!
The first one reminds me of when I was 3 years old.
On the other side of the road we lived on, there was a lake, and turtles frequented that lake. Sometimes on my father's way home from work he'd stop to find a turtle in the middle of the road. He'd pick it up, bring it home and put it in my sandbox, and then when I went out there I'd find it, and then together we'd take it down to the lake and let it go.
Thanx for reminding me of that, Marge.