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Exhibit "A" (for the geek stuff crew)

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serenity blaze
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Herewith - providing evidence -
mark it as exhibit "A"
and that don't stand for assonance
and no I wasn't born this way
I am in arrears, you see
and I am blaming poetry
particular the Piptalk folk
and lawd I wish it was a joke-
but after five years here at Pip
it seems I have some extra hip!

So hook this thing to my treadmill
and make it slant uphill (both ways)
you can't sell me no magic pill
(it seems I am immune these days)

I need incentive to be good
to make me do all that I should
and yep, I know that my words reek
but I promised this to geeks
who tend to all the math too rough
in the forum of Geek Stuff.

Happy New Year, Ronnie Babe--
Christopher and Alicat--
and Aenimal--man where y'at?
and all the geeks I didn't sway

to bite my little joke, I say--
Happy New Year's anyway!

And do the dots make me look fat?





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Karen...you crack me up...if this works, I want to do it too!!  Happy New Year!!
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2 posted 12-31-2005 08:49 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

Yes they do   Happy New Year sweet cheeks.

Carpe' Diem

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LOL, a new version of connect-the-dots?
Love your sense of humor, K, and to help you make it through that arduous exercise bike or treadmill journey? Use a ceiling hoist like the ones for hauling your plants up and down from the ceiling. See, ya hook that thingie up to your belt buckle, and if you get exhausted?
hopefully it'll haul yer butt outta harm's way

Happy New Year, sweet sistah!
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You're somethin' else lady !! LOL.
Luv Ya & Happy New Year !!
Chrislane
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Happy New Years? sigh. I just busted my son making very loud explosive devices using M.R.E. heat source packs. (note to the Bush administration: No need to send troops, MOM is here)

tsk...I'll bet my nephew the Marine taught him that too.

And ya'll wonder why I'm nuts? argggghhhh...

Happy, happy, joy, joy.

GEEKS! See what they do???? -------> boom? wince. brb
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Ladybugs are good luck . . .

Happy New Year Karen.
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Lady K!!! Hoping you have A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR

If at first you don't succeed destroy all the evidence that you tried.

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serenity,
  You are a nutty dame, yanno?  I love your wit and humor!  And the hip bit?  I'd say I'm hip to that.  

   Happy New Year
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given you a free lift
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It's a new year!  And this needs to be on top!  Wishing you a much better one, much, much better!  LuvyaLadyBug! jojo
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I smell like onions.

*sniff*

An auspicious start?



thanks to you all
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lolol, well count me a bit rounder as well, and yes I blame poetry, for I would much rather read than huff up and down the stairs, ...but lol...I am trying to be good and eating rice and steamed veggies today...while reading poetry......lol
happy new year to you too lady
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As long as we eat poetry,
[it's so full of magic, you see!]
and stuff our face with metaphors...
we won't look, we promise you,
if you sneak a petits four!

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I love it!!
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happy new year witchsweet
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This is great!     Thanks for the giggle and good luck with the ... wiggle and waggle.  You'll miss it when it's gone - like toothache.

Helen
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ahhh so cute, loved and enjoyed!

~hugs~
Tracie

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It is the harmony of the universe


 
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