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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (Listen To My New Song Here! )Noah Eaton: Ebenezer Caesar, The Misunderstood Freezer Meister (Here's a new kind of quirky Christmas poem I wrote, LOL! I basically contemplated how sometimes holiday loneliness can get to so many and make them seem crazy sometimes, and so I let my imagination run wild and came up with this new oddball character, LOL! Hope you like it! )Ebenezer Caesar (The Misunderstood Freezer Meister) By: Noah Eaton 12/7/05 Ebenezer Caesar, O, he was quite the caviler, a burnt offering of mistletoe malaise, hunts down with a Sharpie marker, advice from Craig & Jane Hamilton-Parker, and Anna David columns by the page. The only Christmas tree he has trimmed, is one made up of cocktail shrimp, built from Styrofoam blocks and toothpicks. To his ears, Ave Maria sounds like logorrhea, is there a panacea to such preconceived ideas, what can thaw his heart to Christmas bliss? O, Ebenezer Caesar, lives in a fort built from a Frigidaire upright freezer, If you were his next-door neighbor, you’d rather spend the holidays with an eyebrow tweezer. He’s as gelid as Stouffer’s frozen lasagna, but deep down I believe he’s as sweet as Lebkuchen, baked by your grandma, O, meet Ebenezer Caesar, the misunderstood freezer meister. Well they say, "When you give to others, you yourself are blessed." It’s the greatest win-win proposition, so c’mon, and haul along, that leftover half moon bay pumpkin bread! And I know something that tastes just as good served cold, how about some of my Aunt Polly’s sweet potato casserole, that’ll make a whale of a wassail! Holy Goldilocks, all this fuzziness is melting your icebox soapbox, he has a falsetto that slids like an icepick kiss. Just give him just five minutes longer to deliquesce, And in no time he’ll do the Frankincense Arabesque, darting like Donner through every province. O, Ebenezer Caesar, lives in a fort built from a Frigidaire upright freezer, If you were his next-door neighbor, you’d rather spend the holidays with an eyebrow tweezer. He’s as gelid as Stouffer’s frozen lasagna, but deep down I believe he’s as sweet as Lebkuchen, baked by your grandma, O, meet Ebenezer Caesar, the misunderstood freezer meister. O, Ebenezer Caesar, lived in a fort built from a Frigidaire upright freezer, Come now, let’s be real here, who you kidding with that eyebrow tweezer? He was as gelid as Stouffer’s frozen lasagna, but he’s as sweet as Lebkuchen, baked by your grandma, O, meet Ebenezer Caesar, the freezer cheermeister, O’ Ebenezer Caesar, the freezer cheermeister! . . . "And his disciples remembered that it was written, the zeal of your house has eaten me up." Seriously, I’m not kidding, your Grandma’s Lebkuchen is a grace cup, mmmmmmm mmmmmmm, tell me, does she use one egg or two? "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" Mother Teresa [This message has been edited by Mistletoe Angel (12-11-2005 11:31 PM).] |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
Noah, My friend... sometimes, I just wonder about you... lol Actually this is a very good write, and one that I am going to keep track of... In my opinion, it is one of your better efforts. I'll make my own mistakes and sweet success |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Noah my friend, have you been sipping some specially spiced egg nog? lol. This is a festive and fun write. Enjoying your enthusiasm. hugs, Chris  Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Ah my sidekick...you are too much! What a fun piece to read..much enjoyed. Hugs & luv, Nancy ~Let peace begin with me... |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Scroog comes very alive!!! Seriously, Noah, you are an angel to see the good in all. That eyebrow tweezer line....lol! This does capture the jolly part of holiday despite the bahhumbuggers in the world.  .....jo |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Noah ~ you are part angel and part nuts! ~ and I love nuts! Besides, you're a chestnut ~ and 'tis the season! I enjoyed your wit and whimsy! Hugsalove, Linda |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Noah? You sleigh me.  |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
Now this carol is all yours to listen and/or own, yay! You can download it here! Noah Eaton: Ebenezer Caesar, The Misunderstood Freezer Meister Love, Noah Eaton "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" Mother Teresa |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Noah, you are quite the character! Correction, "characters"!!! My goodness! Who spiked your egg nog?!?  This was like listening to a whimsical musical ~ with you singing all the parts! lol You are a lovable nut bar!  Linda  |
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majnu
since 2002-10-13
Posts 1088SF Bay Area |
great! parts of it had me laughing out loud! -majnu |
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majnu
since 2002-10-13
Posts 1088SF Bay Area |
forgot to add it to the lib -majnu |
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MGROVES
since 2004-02-01
Posts 3802california |
your great My spirit will rise |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Had to listen to this. You are a nut, Noah! Love you......lily jo |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Noah!!!! I wish you could have seen my Scooter doggy!! LOLOL I had turned the speakers up so I could hear you well, and it was okay until you started getting louder. LOL He's laying over in his recliner chair and he raised his head up and looked so funny. He puts one ear up and one ear down. He has kind of long dacshound ears. LOL Anyway, my Scooter loves to sing with me and I was expecting him to join in any minute. And, I LOVED it!!! Hugs, Ethel |
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