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sweetpoetess
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since 2005-02-27
Posts 428
Florida

0 posted 2005-10-20 12:53 PM


I can't drive worth a hill of beans
I took drivers ed
And failed it twice
If I go back again
They would say
Man she is bad
Send her away

I drove with her on the road test
And about had a heartattack
I was so stinkin' scared
I about peed my pants
Send her away
I don't want to teach her again

I drive so bad
When my sweet loving Dad
Tried to teach me to drive
I about drove him in to a light pole
And killed him
But of course I missed
But I got so scared
I threw my hands in the air

I drive so bad
When my Mom and sister took a chance
I almost drove them
Into a retention pond
And drowned them both
But I missed it
And my sister and mom said
Never again

I drive so bad
That when my friend Joel had a try
It was okay for awhile
Until he told me to make a turn
And I turned to fast
And I ended up in someones yard
Joel never tried again

So as you can see
From my little story
I can't drive worth a hill of beans

Poetry is beauty in words.
    

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Thomas119gold
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since 2002-06-03
Posts 708
Biloxi, MS (city by the sea)
1 posted 2005-10-20 01:26 PM


I hope your driving is better since you wrote this if not I must say I will avoid the roads in your local area. LOL

Enjoyed the read

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738

2 posted 2005-10-20 02:43 PM


I'm with you kiddo.

But I've decided to try it sober, sometime.

keyword: sometime



I have this lovely little Crown Victoria too.

Mine.

And I still can't drive worth a hill of beans, so hugs.

Angelheart
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since 2005-09-08
Posts 754
Jacksonville,FL USA
3 posted 2005-10-20 03:52 PM


LMAO, sounds like me when I tried driving bumper cars.. lol good write, thanks for sharing.

Poetry can get you very far
-Laura

sweetpoetess
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since 2005-02-27
Posts 428
Florida
4 posted 2005-10-20 07:59 PM


LOL Actually the last time I drove was before my Dad got his new Expedition. After he got the new one he said "not with my new baby you don't".

Poetry is beauty in words.
    

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5 posted 2005-10-20 10:53 PM


enjoyed
Bernie

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Bernie Slicker

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