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Jaime Fradera
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since 2000-11-25

Posts 843
Where no tyranny is tolerable

0 posted 2005-09-16 05:19 PM

Midnitesun Cooks by Remote Control

Midnitesun cooks by remote control.
She cooks vicariously through me.
Her philosophy is
a chicken in every crock pot.
Tonight, it will be Hawaiian Chicken.
Pineapple and mandarin oranges,
Cornstarch, sugar and lemon juice,
Ground ginger and maybe some salt,
and skinless boneless chicken.

Big Mean Mike couldn't do this to a chicken,
a poor, innocent chicken.
He doesn't have the heart for it.
Doesn't even have the stomach for it.
Him and his hot chick,
such fowl language you never heard!

Midnitesun cooks by remote control.
She cooks vicariously through me;
and she does everything by herself! ...
No, Mean Mike can't come.
I don't approve of his life style.
Eh James? ... ... Kacy? ... ...

Oops, can't do it tonight,
and will have to buy some adhesive labels
so I can Braille on the little spice jars ......
How about if I just call you? ... ... ...

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

1 posted 2005-09-16 06:06 PM

LOL, Jaime...mine is always TOFU, remember? never the original fowl dinner(though someone once told me tofu was foul, he just doesn't know how to cook it.)
Can you simplify the labeling of those spice containers? Or just use SPIKE seasoning, low sodium version? That way you'll have most everything you need but the coarse ground pepper in one bottle! Except for it won't be Hawaiin chicken unless you add some pineapple LOL
(Please, don't forget to unplug that crockpot when you are finished!) Bon apetit

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

2 posted 2005-09-19 08:34 PM

Jaime, your poems are so creative and amusing! By the way, that dinner sounds delicious!

Big hug,
EA

iliana
Member Patricius

since 2003-12-05

Posts 13434
USA

3 posted 2005-09-20 04:43 AM

Very cute write, Jaime....creative, too. Humor these days is a commodity!

Martie

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since 1999-09-21

Posts 28049
California

4 posted 2005-09-20 06:04 PM

Enjoyed and got hungry!!

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

5 posted 2005-09-20 06:12 PM

don't let James talk you into poi...it's disgusting stuff!
(my not-so-humble-opinion)

it tastes just like wallpaper paste! but please, don't ask me how I know that! LOL

LyricFetish
Senior Member

since 2000-01-13

Posts 528
North Carolina

6 posted 2005-09-20 11:46 PM

"fowl language" was the real highlight. Too cute! Very clever.

*Meredith

I'm not your type,
I'm not inflatable.

JamesMichael
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since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

7 posted 2005-09-21 05:20 PM

A pleasure to read...James

Angelheart
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since 2005-09-08

Posts 754
Jacksonville,FL USA

8 posted 2005-09-21 10:03 PM

k i am getting hungry now ..who is going to cook for me ...LOL LOL enjoyed the poem thanks for sharing.

Poetry can get you very far
-Laura

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