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Happy Birthday Balladeer
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Happy Birthday Balladeer |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Today is Bally's Birthday (84 is not that old) He's gained alot of weight And his teeth are mostly gold. He's a got a slight affliction, They call it "Bootie-Do" It means his belly sticks out farther, Than his rear end do. Franni told old Bally, Upon this special day, That her wish for him, She hopes will go this way: "Please remove my blouse, My bra and panties too, Promise to quit wearing them, That's my birthday wish for you. You're really getting older now, It's time you dressed as "man" I'll put down the toilet seat, If like a man you'll stand." HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A PERSON I ADMIRE AN AWFUL LOT AND HAS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND OVER THE YEARS... [This message has been edited by Toerag (08-18-2005 12:59 PM).] |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
 I knew it was coming! |
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Startime55 Member Elite
since 2003-04-05
Posts 2148Alberta, Canada |
LOL...Oh my gosh...he's really going to love this birthday gift...I can't wait to read his response...*big hugs* |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... We can always count on you to keep us posted on Bal's deepest darkest secrets! LOL This is great, Toe... I hope the ole geezer has a good one! *S* |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Toe...you are such a scallywag!  |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Toe, I'm sure this will send a chuckle or two his way! It did mine! Happy birthday, Balladeer! miscellanea |
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Greeneyes 
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
Happy Birthday |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
LOL this will surely boost his buttons... Toe, has me off to a better afternoon..thank you! Happy Birthday Deer!!!! |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Oh Toe !!!  |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
 I heard you woke up with a sore bootie? Think it was from that fight last night? I sure have to laugh at you, Mr. Toe, See, I know how you got that bite. I really hate to have to tell you But that blonde you picked up last night When you were over at Charlie’s bar Saving her virtue in that fight … Was none other than our Balladeer Strutting his stuff all disguised, Chuckling to himself I’m sure Over a plan he so proudly devised. He heard that you were coming to Charlie’s, So he waited until you were almost drunk, Then knowing pink and perfume was your weakness, He sprayed his pink dress until it stunk! You bought his line, hook and sinker. He charmed more than your socks off in the dark. So laugh at Balladeer all you want Mr. Toe, But his bite IS actually worse than his bark! Woof, Woof! ~*~  Great job on this birthday poem Sir Toe, great job! |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
It's getting crowded down here on the floor! |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
I was ok until I read Sharons poem...can I join you on the floor? |
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sandgrain Member Elite
since 1999-09-21
Posts 3662Sycamore, IL, USA |
Just like old times plus we have Sharon in the mix. Haven't laughed so much in a long time. Was just getting composed from Toe's poem when I got to hers. Now my sides hurt. Oh, Deer, may all your days be so happy! My sincere best wishes for a healthy happy Bithday year to come. Rae |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Sharon, looks like he sprayed on the dress too!  |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
ROFLMAO......too funny! Balladeer - Happy Birthday and many, many happy returns of the day! ....jo |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh my, I am so glad I was able to come into these pages blue to see it is your birthday. I wouldn't want to miss wishing you a very, very Happy Birthday. |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Sharon .... unbelieveably hysterical!!!!! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Dear Ball-a-deer, I wish you the happiest birthday year ever! If you do not stand to pee, I do not think less of thee! ~ for I sit as well!  I even wear a bra and panties! ~ Just like you, dear kindred spirit and fellow Leo! Why, I love you like a sister! lol BTW. Toe Man, your infamous wit and charm flowed humorously from your feathered quill! ~ and Sharon? ~ She rocks as well! Her reply was an added bonus! Love y'all! Linda |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL, where is the old man hiding out today? |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Not hard to figure out me thinks   Mind you it may be taking him all day to retaliate. |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Happy Deer Day Toe You  |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Toerag, leave it to you to come up with such a ridiculous, tasteless, disrespectful and hilarious piece of writing! Thank you, old timer....another decade or so and I'll catch up with ya. The six-pack you sent arrived by UPS around noon. No, it wasn't nice to replace the beer with colored water but I forgive ya. Thanks for the effort, old friend. The only thing worse than getting a tribute from you is not getting one.  Mysteria, the ambulance with the padded walls should be arriving at any time...obviously you have lost it completely!! (but you sure are funny when you do!) Thanks for such a side-splitting piece of writing and letting the folks know the real story. Actually there was a little more to the story than you were aware of which I will chronicle for everyone, using your graphic with your permission. For the rest of you, I send deep, sincere thanks for your kind words. I can say without hesitation that the best gift I or anyone could receive would be the expressed friendship from the wonderful group of people I have come to know and respect over these past years. I treasure the friendship of everyone of you and thank you for caring  |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
Mike, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Toe, Sharon, I feel I arrived too late to party! But thank you for the laughs. I am in time to sweep the floor of those laughed out bodies. Hmmm, no loose change either. martyjo |
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Honeybunch Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-29
Posts 7115South Africa |
And we all have benefitted from witnessing the essence of friendship. Happy Birthday Balladeer! |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
 Sorry I'm late!! Hope all your wishes become realities for you, Michael. May you have many more!! Hugs, Ethel [This message has been edited by garysgirl (08-19-2005 10:59 AM).] |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
LOL, cute Toe! Happy Birthday Michael! Best wishes and hugs, /Kit |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
And to think I bought him that damn dress!!!!... |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
At the hardware store in a spray can, I presume! If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
ROTFL! Too funny Toe!! I know I'm late but my wishes are sincere... Happy belated birthday Balladeer.  |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Sorry I'm late for the party dear deer, but better late than never, eh? Happy Birthday dear friend Ruth |
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