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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2005-08-09 07:47 AM


Misery loves company,
So I'm gonna visit 'Deer'
Down around Miami Town,
And deplete their stock of beer.

Take 'pot-shots' at roaches,
And a few more of Tequila,
Get Balladeer to lose some weight,
(His mirror gives him bulemia).

We'll talk about old LongJohn,
And liberal politics,
Putting down them' Democrats,
And all the world we'll fix.

He's taking me to Hooters,
And his favorite strip club,
(I hope the stars are women
And that he's sprayed for bugs).

Then out to a golf course,
For 18 holes I'm sure,
I know he has a handicap
And's been on the "putt-putt" tour.

Yes misery loves company,
Especially when it's me,
Not while I am visiting,
He loves it when I leave.

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LeeJ
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1 posted 2005-08-09 07:55 AM


LOL...loved this, and your early morning humor...what would PIP be without you?  This was great, and Deer's gonna love it...
hehe
when you leave...

Hugs and Good Morning

Seymour Tabin
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Tamarac Fla
2 posted 2005-08-09 07:57 AM


Toerag
I hope this will wake him up, he's been
Hibernating. Good one

Nan
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3 posted 2005-08-09 08:24 AM


I sure hope you're really visiting - Ft Lauderdale will never be quite the same...
Sunshine
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4 posted 2005-08-09 08:26 AM



Heck, let's wake LJA up as well!
Toe, you're so special!

nakdthoughts
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Between the Lines
5 posted 2005-08-09 08:28 AM


if you do go there...have a great time...
and if not have a good time with your "fantasies"


M

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6 posted 2005-08-09 08:38 AM


Gosh, I'd really love to be a fly on the wall if you and Ball-a-deer really got together! On second thought, knowing the line of work that he's in, I'll pass on that idea for he would be sure to exterminate me! Flirty

As per usual, sweet Funny Man, you brought a big laugh to my angelic belly! lol

Loveya!
Linda

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7 posted 2005-08-09 09:40 AM


Hooters? Makes me think he knows of a hollow tree down in the woods, and a family of owls....

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Toerag
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Ala bam a
8 posted 2005-08-09 10:30 AM


Rat....yea, those two big owl eyes remind me of some of the things I've seen in "pairs" at Hooters two....um, er, too....
suthern
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9 posted 2005-08-09 01:25 PM


How can he miss you if you won't leave??? LOL

I'm sure my invitation for this gathering got lost in the mail... right? Right??? RIGHT???? LOL

Do be careful, sweets... remember that his favorite strip club stars Charity? LOL

This is delightful... thanks for all the smiles! *S*


Susan Caldwell
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10 posted 2005-08-09 03:36 PM


Jacksonville isn't that far away....

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

Balladeer
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11 posted 2005-08-09 03:44 PM


It must be, Susan...you haven't come to visit me!!!!


I hope you're happy, Toe. You have just single-handedly caused Hooters to close their doors and the waitresses to all join monasteries....you're a cruel man.

Folks here don't speak Alabamese but I'll translate for ya....git on down here!

Susan Caldwell
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Florida
12 posted 2005-08-09 04:21 PM


I used all my leave time for the grandbabys birth!!  *tear*

(sorry 'bout the thread jacking Toe *kiss*)

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

Larry C
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13 posted 2005-08-09 06:21 PM


Yup...a match made in heaven!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

Startime55
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Alberta, Canada
14 posted 2005-08-09 06:53 PM


These blue pages ring with the laughter you two bring us....LOL...it is such a pleasure to feel the power of your friendship....*big hugs*

Enchantress
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Canada eh.
15 posted 2005-08-09 06:56 PM


Oh my...look out Florida!
I'd love to be there to see you two!
But, guess I'll wait for an invite.
~Hugs to you both~

Something tugs at me, I've no doubt of that.
Something from the sea, whichever one I'm near.
When I stray too far from beachland, it calls me back

JesusChristPose
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since 2005-06-21
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Pittsburgh, Pa
16 posted 2005-08-09 08:41 PM


Read this a while back... still funny on subsequent viewings. Thanks for the laugh!

"I have gone away. The bed is cold and empty. Trees bend their boughs toward the earth. And nighttime birds float as black faces."

Kitty**
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17 posted 2005-08-09 09:53 PM


It has been months since I've been here and this is the first thing I read? Go figure!
Thanks Toerag for the laugh! You are a card!!

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