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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2005-07-28 07:55 AM

It was the final putt,
On the 18th green,
Balladeer was tied
He knows what this putt means.

He squats and bends and measures,
Ponders strategy,
Checking every blade of grass,
He knows what this putt means.

He walks around the hole,
Checking every slope-ravine,
(This putt's for the money)
He knows what this putt means.

He grasps his trusty putter,
Taking carefull aim,
Gently "kissed" his Titleist,
Sinks it for the game!!

He's won the big prize money,
For him a rarity,
Toe asked him what he did with it,
He said he gave to Charity.

A day or so went bye,
Toe spotted Bally's car,
In front of the Pink Pussycat,
(A "Gentleman's" type bar).

Toe peeked inside the entrance,
Saw a poster on the wall,
A picture of a nekkid gal,
Slender-curved and tall.

The poster read in large bold type:
"APPEARING HERE ALL WEEK
CHARITY THE STRIPPER
MIAMI'S OWN DRAG QUEEN"

LeeJ
Member Patricius

since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

1 posted 2005-07-28 08:03 AM

a belly laugh for sure...this was a treat on a bright sunny day in PA, thanks Toe, and GRRRREEEEAAAAT to see you and read you!!! Terrific read, love your poems...they are indeed a place to retreat to...a mini vacation!!!!

Where ya been??????

Hugs to you and yours

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

2 posted 2005-07-28 08:04 AM

Toerag
LOL well that will surely wake him up.
Be prepared.

scorpio
Member Ascendant

since 2002-10-02

Posts 5178
right...there

3 posted 2005-07-28 08:49 AM

Welcome back Toe!! This puts a whole new meaning to a charity golf tournament!!

believe in what your heart feels...

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

4 posted 2005-07-28 09:37 AM

Excellent write Toe!
How the heck are ya???
You sure put a smile on my face this morning.
SOOOOO good to read you again.
~Smoohes and smiles, Nancy~

Something tugs at me, I've no doubt of that.
Something from the sea, whichever one I'm near.
When I stray too far from beachland, it calls me back

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

5 posted 2005-07-28 03:14 PM

You know I'll be humming "Hey Big Spender" from Sweet Charity the rest of the afternoon, don't you? LOL

I know what this putt means, my friend... Watch for a posting from Balladeer, coming soon to a forum near you! LOL

This is great, Toe... thanks for the grins! *S*

Ratleader

Member Rara Avis

since 2003-01-23

Posts 7026
Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass

6 posted 2005-08-07 12:03 PM

You guys! I wish I could do what the two of you do, but I've tried and it's utterly beyond me -- takes a touch I just don't have.

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Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

7 posted 2005-08-07 11:38 PM

I just read the Leader of Rats reply, is he implying that you and Balls of Deer are touched? ~ Well, he's a smart one, ain't he?!?

I see by your pink fount, I mean "font", that you are getting in touch with your feminine side! ~ But do be careful around Bally! He might be offering you a 'buck' or two!

It was wonderful to read you again! Your hoomah tickles me pink! ~ and so does your fount! ~ er, "font"!

Loveya!
Linda

Marilyn
Member Elite

since 1999-09-26

Posts 2621
Ontario, Canada

8 posted 2005-08-08 07:01 AM

*sneaking from behind the rubber tree in the insititute*

Hey Toe. Good to read you again. They have kept me locked in isolation for so long, I have really missed the whole group. Wonder in Mike is locked up to?

Marilyn

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

9 posted 2005-08-08 09:24 PM

Pink Pussycat is there no more.
That Toerag closed it down.
One never knew what that boy would do
When he came into town.

He got kicked out for jumpin' for joy
The man was really scary!
Next time in town he got the boot
'Cause he was feeling merry!!

He called himself a love machine
Woo'd every single lass
The only thing machine-like was
That he sure ran on gas!

The table-tops have stopped for good
No slidin' on the pole
That Toerag blew it all to bit..
The boy has no control!!!