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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2005-05-02 02:30 PM

Frannie lost 300 pounds,
A real amazing feat
It took some time and thought and work
To lose that useless meat.

It really was quite easy,
(It all came from her "rear")
All she did was say:
"Hit the road sir Balladeer!"

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

1 posted 2005-05-02 02:32 PM

OMG Toe!!! You are so bad...and we love ya!
~Hugs & Smooches, Nancy~

Life is one great big canvas;
throw all the paint on it you can.
-Danny Kaye

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 2005-05-02 02:34 PM

Thank heavens this is for Bal... I thought you'd finally decided to get rid of me! LOL

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

3 posted 2005-05-02 03:06 PM

Toerag
Giving Balladeer a hot foot again?

adagio
Member

since 2005-03-19

Posts 449
Marrero, La.

4 posted 2005-05-02 03:13 PM

A very clever bit of satire perhaps?

Enjoyed. adagio

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

5 posted 2005-05-02 04:08 PM

LOL

Corinne
Member Ascendant

since 1999-10-28

Posts 5167
state of confusion

6 posted 2005-05-02 07:32 PM

ROFL!

Oh you! You haven't lost your touch!
Corinne

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

7 posted 2005-05-02 07:46 PM

I may not have thundering thighs,
For my legs are rather sleek.
The place I hold my useless fat
Is on each cherub cheek!

~ Your muse amuses! lol

Hugs of affliction, er, "affection",
Linda

LeeJ
Member Patricius

since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

8 posted 2005-05-03 06:49 AM

hehehehehe, good one...but 300 lbs? Deer?

enjoyed this and you...thanks for the smiles

Honeybunch
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-29

Posts 7115
South Africa

9 posted 2005-05-03 06:58 AM

Thanks for the smile.

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

10 posted 2005-05-03 09:19 AM

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

11 posted 2005-05-03 09:24 AM

too funny

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

12 posted 2005-05-03 11:00 PM

LOL, watch your bootie!

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

13 posted 2005-05-21 07:19 AM

Whereas......

Toerag's girlfriend is skinny,
Though you'd never know it.
Until she gets sheared in the spring,
Sally Sheep doesn't show it.

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