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suthern
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0 posted 2005-03-31 06:15 AM


Pedal to floor, going one hundred ten
Toe was reaching his cruising speed, but then
Out from a side road came four police cars –
They’d had some tips called from one of the bars
A low-flying jet was coming their way...
The thought of that ticket just made their day.

I guess the first cop had such a strong itch
To ticket Toe, he forgot that the ditch
Was close to the road, for with one wrong turn
His state-issued car crumpled stem to stern
As he looked out at an angry gator
He swore he’d get that Bama boy later.

Cops two and three were well into the chase
But Toerag just laughed and picked up the pace
One blew out a tire, the other car shook
They muttered that they would have thrown the book
At Toe if their cars just wouldn’t have failed
Ticket-schmicket – they’d have tossed him in jail!

The last cop took such care in his pursuit
That Toe just flipped him a cheery salute
As he braked and spun that Cobra around
Passed the cop and headed back towards town
And gave a great shout - I’m glad I'm alive
But can’t drive my age – a mere FIFTY-FIVE!!!

Happy Birthday, Toe!!!!

    


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LeeJ
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1 posted 2005-03-31 06:52 AM


hehehe, wonderfully written!

Yes, Yes, Yes, a great honor for a lovely man...

Happy Happy Birthday Toe


....thank you for this generous and most deserving tribute to one fine person!

Susan Caldwell
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2 posted 2005-03-31 12:14 PM




Bravo!!!

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

Sunshine
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3 posted 2005-03-31 12:49 PM



Sounds just like our Toe...

Happy Birthday, young man!

Gentle Spirit
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4 posted 2005-03-31 12:52 PM


Outstanding Ruthie gal!!  Brava
Enchantress
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5 posted 2005-03-31 12:53 PM




Wonderful write for our sweet Toeman!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOE!!


Earth Angel
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6 posted 2005-03-31 01:42 PM



A Toe, is a Toe, is a Toe! ~ or is that a "rose"?!? In any regard, he is a flower to me! ~ and I don't mean a little pansy! He's a magnificent sunflower! lol

Sending birthday greetings to our Bama Boy!
~ and an extra warm hug! Flirty 2

I bake him a cake!Birthday Cake
Birthday Card

Linda
P.S. Belle, Toe is sure to enjoy this rib-ticklin' birthday poem! I surely did!

jellybeans
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7 posted 2005-03-31 01:48 PM


smiling and dittoing suthern
cause that's what good o&o's do

Toerag
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Ala bam a
8 posted 2005-03-31 03:20 PM


Thank all of you dear "Pipsters" for the kind responses and to sweet Suthern for posting it.....
suthern
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9 posted 2005-03-31 03:39 PM


I'm glad you like it, Toe... and hope your birthday is a wonderful one!!! Don't forget to have a cold Fosters for me!!! *S*

Thank you everyone... I appreciate your acceptance of this little poetic offering... it doesn't begin to convey the joy I wish for him. *S*

Ericc
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10 posted 2005-03-31 04:32 PM


What a nice gift!

Happy Birthday!

Eric

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11 posted 2005-03-31 07:39 PM


wow! Happy Birthday Toe

not older, but better!

enjoyed the story here suthern

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12 posted 2005-03-31 07:45 PM


Happy birthday, Toerag! The world is a better place with you in it...Saturn, for example  

I'll do my best to make your year as memorable for you as I can.

My regards to Jack...  

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