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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2005-03-11 11:26 AM



If you've ever known a counterfeiter,
You know of what I say,
He put in my kitchen cabinets,
In just that perfect way.

Then I found the definition
Of a "primate" just today,
It's what a man does to his wife
To take her credit card away

Do you know what an eyedropper is?
It's not what you might think.
A clumsy opthamologist
That trips on his own feet.

A lady tried to buy
A Plymouth Fury car
She only wanted yellow
To see it from afar.

She only wanted yellow,
The color of sweet corn
Nothing else would suffice
This color she adored

She went to Hale's Dodge
To buy a fury yellow
Mr Hale was quite polite,
(A friendly kind of fellow).

She said: "I want a Plymouth Fury,
colored like this ear of corn"
He said that wasn't possible,
"That color's not the norm."

I guess that you could say
When out the door she stormed,
"Hale hath no Fury,
Like a woman's corn."

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serenity blaze
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1 posted 2005-03-11 11:30 AM




I can always count on you, Toe.

You're just awesome.

serenity toerag

Earth Angel
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Realms of Light
2 posted 2005-03-11 11:39 AM


Oh, my gawd! That was hill billy arious!

Why can't men appreciate a woman's sense of logic!

You're in fine form this morn!


EA

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3 posted 2005-03-11 11:48 AM


ROFL... And here I thought you were busy WORKING???? LOL

Wonderful puns... I especially love the definition of primate!!! LOL

Enchantress
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Canada eh.
4 posted 2005-03-11 11:49 AM


Toe...you are TOO much!!!!
ROTFL!!

Martie
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5 posted 2005-03-11 12:09 PM


Toe...How can you be funny, so early in the morning?  ROFLOL.........
Sunshine
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Listening to every heart
6 posted 2005-03-11 12:17 PM


For gibberish
it makes perfect
sense to me!


Balladeer
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7 posted 2005-03-11 07:02 PM


Toe, you are amply qualified to teach gibber in high school!
passing shadows
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displaced
8 posted 2005-03-11 08:33 PM


hehehe
Nan
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9 posted 2005-03-11 08:42 PM


A little corny if you ask me...
miscellanea
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OH
10 posted 2005-03-11 10:24 PM


Toerag,
   You are officially on my ouch list now!  Do you know that I laughed so loud and so long that I stripped my vocal chords?  I spose it was worth it!  Grinning at you!
           miscee

miscellanea
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11 posted 2005-03-11 10:27 PM


Came back to put this safely under lock and key for a rainy day, a day when I have my inhaler near!  You had me choking at the end!

              miscee

Juju
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In your dreams
12 posted 2005-03-11 11:45 PM


YOu rock toe
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13 posted 2005-03-12 01:13 AM


Man, and to think I stayed up for this?  Good thing! you nut!
Local Rebel
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Southern Abstentia
14 posted 2005-03-12 09:43 PM


Hale boy.  Whatsamadderwithu?

There aint one jab at deer, or longjohn, or me, or, or... ah, ta hale with it.

I'm FURYous!

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