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Earth Angel
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0 posted 2005-03-11 11:25 AM






GATORS, SNAKES, AND LIZARDS

~ Linda L. Dowd ~

Gators, snakes, and lizards,
Make the bestest pets.
‘Cause I don’t have to feed ‘em,
Or take ‘em to the vets.

Each morn I let them out,
So they can hunt for food.
They’re not very picky,
~ They eat whatever moves!

Children should be told,
To stay far away.
Or they could be gobbled up,
As tasty breakfast prey!

© Copyright 2005 Linda L. Dowd - All Rights Reserved
Toerag
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1 posted 2005-03-11 11:30 AM


Gators, snakes and lizards?
They are your pets of choice?
Eatin' up the neighbors pets,
Why LongJohn would rejoice!!


Earth Angel
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2 posted 2005-03-11 11:42 AM


Toe ~

That was mucho cuto!

Actually, my pets of choice are fluffy white kittens ~ with HUGE teeth and long, razor-sharp  claws! Grrrr!  


EA

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3 posted 2005-03-11 01:03 PM


I've always had this "thing" for aggressive pussies
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4 posted 2005-03-11 01:13 PM


LOL... Your title reminded me of that old Jim Stafford song Spiders and Snakes. LOL But in this case... they'd find a welcome! *S*

Enjoyed this very much, my friend... but... you can bet I won't be dropping in on you without an invitation! LOL

Earth Angel
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5 posted 2005-03-11 03:22 PM


Toe ~

Well head on up north, Bama Boy! Mine is the fiercest, most agressive one you'll ever come across! Grrr!

Cat 10

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6 posted 2005-03-11 03:28 PM


How delightful - and the graphic is a fun compliment - you tickle my giggle bone -

Susan

If I wander far enough, long enough, will I finally know . . .

Earth Angel
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7 posted 2005-03-11 03:29 PM


suthern ~

Perhaps that is a wise decision. Forewarned is "four"armed! I'll lock my critters in the bathroom and give you a stun gun just in case they break through the door ~ mistaking you for a piece of delectable southern raw chicken!!! lol

Recoil

Are you free tomorrow?!? hehehe

Proud owner of Bones, Monster, and Devil's Own,

Linda

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8 posted 2005-03-11 03:32 PM


Susan ~

I am pleased to have been able to entertain "The Entertainer"! Thanks, dear fellow giggle pussy! Cat 15

Have a happy day!


Linda

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