Repost I think - Original of a whimsical interview with a Police Officer

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Repost I think - Original of a whimsical interview with a Police Officer

DavePage
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since 2003-12-21

Posts 2917

0 posted 2005-01-27 02:17 PM

Door's here somewhere
What is this street
Sorry officer I'll move my car
Yes I didn't see the dog as well
It was on my windscreen Officer
Yes I know it's fond of you Officer
No I didn't think you were hitching a life Officer
Yes I'm sorry I took the corner fast
Which corner was that Officer
Are you sure - yes officer I can see the street sign
Yes I will take a close look at it
It is a nice suit Officer
You haven't paid for it yet
As it was on the sign I thought you had
Yes I see the women's underwear on the sign as well
No I didn't think that was your's Officer
Your eyes dont match the colour
No I wasn't being funny
I was trying to match your colour to the garments
Yes I understand blue is for men Officer
And these are Red
Yes I understand Officer
One thing Officer
Yes
I think the Inspector wants us to remove the other street sign
Perhaps the colours match better

JL
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since 2004-04-01

Posts 6128
Texas, USA

1 posted 2005-01-27 02:33 PM

“One thing Officer
Yes
I think the Inspector wants us to remove the other street sign
Perhaps the colours match better”

Enjoying your writing more and more DavePage.
This is superb.

JL

froggy
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since 2003-06-23

Posts 1893
Michigan

2 posted 2005-01-27 07:18 PM

Thanks for the smile tonight.
I remember sneaking a few signs from street corners.

I did so enjoyed this read.

:-)

Within this heart you'll find love

MGROVES

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since 2004-02-01

Posts 3802
california

3 posted 2005-01-27 10:58 PM

great one

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