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On an Englishwoman who bit an apple whilst driving
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On an Englishwoman who bit an apple whilst driving |
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DavePage Member Elite
since 2003-12-21
Posts 2917 |
She went to court because she did not drive badly but did nothing more than bite an apple whilst driving. I said I wouldn't write any new stuff but this just screams out for words. We can bar them for life I was robbing a taxpayer the other day Don’t know why she was passing my way But light was on Nice Prince, sorry pince Couldn’t find the frog Or am I getting carried away with apples Gotta keep the law And the money we get For this Is nice to go around Just let someone blow their nose On the wheel When I’m on duty Sleeve is ok Suit’s find Windscreen A good pinch Car should move about then And I get a bonus Just let me at an allegy We can bar them for life |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
DavePage: The first line had me cracking up. Question… allegy? Is that allergy? I do enjoy your writes. You hit all the heights! Good one!! JL |
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DavePage Member Elite
since 2003-12-21
Posts 2917 |
Thanks JL. The surface stuff I can write, I should spell check it, however. We are adopting US stuff over here as if it God's gift. Only problem the Government in the UK has, is that none of them have lived it. The next Flag will probably be in the UK as we tried to find the words for "go-away" to the Scots. I just can't believe that Blair and everyone else is so blind. I asked my wife on voting choices etc. Local election gets Liberal Democrats - protest is the Greens on local; General Election gets "Tories". Anyone who asks gets told "Blair". regards Dave |
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