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Toerag
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0 posted 2004-12-23 10:41 AM


It was Christmas time again,
The end of another year,
Balladeer told his kids,
"Soon Santa will be here."

He wanted to surprise the kids,
Dress up like Santa Claus,
But the Santa suit wouldn't fit,
It was way too small.

He called his buddy LongJohn,
A poet pal so dear,
Asked him for a favor,
To be Santa Claus this year.

LongJohn said "No problem,
For you I'll Ho-Ho-Ho,
I'll be there on Christmas Eve,
And put on quite a show."

All went well when LongJohn came,
Till the kids told what they saw,
"Mom there's something really strange,
Daddy's kissing Santa Claus!"

© Copyright 2004 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Earth Angel
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1 posted 2004-12-23 10:49 AM


HO HO HO ~ Oh, oh, oh! ~ tehehe...

You guys all are sooo close! I suppose you'll be dressing up as Santa next year!

Happy holiday hugs 'n kisses,
EA
Chimney Santa

Decaflame
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2 posted 2004-12-23 03:01 PM



There's our Toe...
oh, he's all aglow
with Christmas cheer
poked LngJhn & Deer!

garysgirl
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3 posted 2004-12-23 03:13 PM


Ahahahha, well, now!! This is what I've been
waiting for. Now maybe I will get more into
the Christmas spirit. I love this, Toe.
Hugs,
Ethel

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4 posted 2004-12-23 03:19 PM


Toe, you are SOOOO bad....but ya know I love ya!

Have a good one...sending big smoooches your way.


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5 posted 2004-12-23 04:21 PM


ROFL  !!!!

Merry Christmas my friend !!
Holiday Hugs, Chris

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6 posted 2004-12-23 05:14 PM


That poor kid will never be the same! LOL

Merry Christmas, Toe... from the bottom of my heart. *S*

Balladeer
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7 posted 2004-12-23 08:34 PM


Toerag the red-nosed pervert
Had a very shiny schnozz
Always stuck it in my business..
Why, you ask me? Just because..

All of the other poets
Used to laugh and call him names
Had a brief affair with Rodolph
Cause he couldn't get no dames.

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Balladeer, his pal
Said, "I'm gonna fix it up
So you can get a gal."

Then all the ladies loved him
Screamed out, "Toerag, marry me!!"
Balladeer, his faithful buddy,
Got him plastic surgery!!

passing shadows
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8 posted 2004-12-23 09:12 PM


gotta love ya
ethome
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9 posted 2004-12-24 12:38 PM


Sorry Toe but I just gotta love Michael's reply.

Haven't played that Larivee yet either.
Is there a song called procrastination.

Love the little war of words here.


Good fun!

Eric

IF YOU HAVE TO JUDGE SOMEONE DO IT ON THE SIDE OF MERCY AND LET TIME SEASON THE RESULTS.

Kit McCallum
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10 posted 2004-12-24 06:41 AM


ROFL ... well, from Toe's poem to Balladeer's response ... you got me laughing for sure ... loved this!

Merry Christmas to you both!

Best wishes and big hugs,
/Kit

Toerag
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11 posted 2004-12-24 07:44 AM


There ya go again Bally...trying to hurt my feelings...and during the holiday season too?...That's okay, I can turn the other cheek....I'm not a mean person like you....but I hope you have roaches in your eggnog...
LngJhnAg
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12 posted 2005-01-09 09:17 AM


You, Mr. Toerag, are scum!  I shoulda known you would disparage me without a bit of conscious!  Funny poem, though.  Good development of the story.
*Alli4000*
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13 posted 2005-01-09 04:35 PM




~Alli~

Happy 2005!

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