(This is simply a song parody relating to the event yesterday where a mental giant paid $28,000.00 for a sliceof pizza said to have the face of the virgin Mary on it. It's not meant to be sacriligeous in any way so don't go there! The original song was entitled That's Amore, sung by Dean Martin so you have to be an old fogey to recognize it!!)
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When her face hits your eye
On a big pizza pie -
That's our Mary!
When the placement of cheese
Makes you fall to your knees -
That's our Mary!



Ain't it nice
That a slice
Could entice
Such a vision so holy?
Who can know?
Maybe Joe
Will appear on a plate
Of canoli?!?!

    


Watch them pay
On E-Bay
Just 'cause they hear me say
That's our Mary!
When the light
Hits it right
You can see Her eyes shining with love..



'Mid the mushrooms and peppers,
Anchovies and sliced pepperoni
See her smile and beguile
With a Poppa John style..
That's our Mary!!