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VAS
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450
Oregon

0 posted 2004-11-11 02:23 PM



Chrithmath Ith Coming


Chrithmath ith coming
the gooth ith getting phat
pleathe to put a dollar
in the old manthz hat

if you hain’t a dollar
and you think it much too much
then I gueth the only contholation
you’re way outta touch

for a penny buyth
a bit o’ nothin’
compared to heretofore,
tho if you hain’t a penny
well, then, there ith the door!

an’ if you be a wond’rin’
why a lithp is on my lipth
then you’ve forgotten
a favorite melody
from when we were kidth.

Check the wallth for thignth of folly
hahahahahahahahaha

©November 11, 2004

Whether on the shoal or on the shore,
I'll seek the lighthouse evermore.

© Copyright 2004 Virginia Salter - All Rights Reserved
Earth Angel
Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215
Realms of Light
1 posted 2004-11-11 02:27 PM


VATH ~

Thith ith thimply a prithleth treathure of a witty Chrithmath write!

Ho HO Ho!!! Hee Hee Hee!

EA


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