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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2004-08-18 08:01 AM


He's been lonely for some time now,
No love for Balladeer
Has gone to bed alone so long
And his beer is mostly tears.

But things are looking up
Thanks to his pal Toe
He introduced old Balladeer
To a gal LongJohn had known

She isn't much to look at
Her personality 'don't' glow,
Bally met her backstage
On the Jerry Springer show.

She's mean-not lean and speaks her mind,
Has a dynamite left hook
Two or three teeth missing
And she too wrote a book.



© Copyright 2004 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
LeeJ
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1 posted 2004-08-18 08:05 AM


hey Toe, good morning to ya... I cannot wait to read his reply to this un...
hehehehe, you guys are way to cool,not to mention, funny....

Thank you for writing and sharing

Seymour Tabin
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2 posted 2004-08-18 08:18 AM


Toerag
Is that any way to speak of the love of his life? Some times I wonder about you. LOL

Toerag
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3 posted 2004-08-18 08:21 AM


Sy....they have so much in common?...That's what I was trying to stress here?....Both have little or no personality, both have a book and teeth out..neither are very lean?..
Earth Angel
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4 posted 2004-08-18 08:24 AM


What a beautiful love story! Love wins out in the end!

I suppose it's true what they say, "Like attracts like!"

She's got it made! If she attracts flies or has crabs, Balls of Deer can get rid of the infestations for her!

~ and he's singing pretty with her because she can fight all his battles for him!

Yeppers! A match made in Hades!

Toe, this was very, very funny! ~ and Dear Balladeer, I was just a jokin' with ya! I luvs ya! ~ and I know you're man enough to stand up on your own four feet! lol

You are both sweety pies in my book! ~ the Bible! lol

Linda
Flowers


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5 posted 2004-08-18 09:51 AM


ROFL... It's SO nice to know he won't be lonely! LOL Of course... he may not be breathing if he steps out of line! LOL

Enjoyed this volley very much! *S*

Cpat Hair
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6 posted 2004-08-18 09:53 AM


Toe.. nice of you to fix him up. I'm sure he gets pretty lonely.. why else would he be playing with his putter so much?


miscellanea
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7 posted 2004-08-18 10:07 AM


Toe, love your humor.  Haven't seen Longjohn or Balladeer on as much lately.  Where have they been?  Glad you hooked Mr. Balladeer up with someone of such grace and eloquence.  (Not everyone can author a book, right?)  Enjoyed today's chuckle.  
                 miscellanea

iliana
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8 posted 2004-08-18 10:08 AM


  Watching......this thread will be a fun one to watch!  Up we go.
Titia Geertman
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9 posted 2004-08-18 11:05 AM



That's what friends are for Toe, to help each other in difficult times LOL, Balladeer will be very pleased, I'm sure.

Our Ball hooked up to a gal...perfect!

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

Pell
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10 posted 2004-08-18 11:17 AM


LOL!

Backstage at Jerry Springer ? I'm sorry I missed that episode(but not very) lol.
So happy for Balladeer, sounds like he's been needing a caddy.

Soleil Noir
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11 posted 2004-08-18 11:25 AM


I do so enjoy giggling with you, Toe!
Nightshade
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12 posted 2004-08-18 12:14 PM


She sounds interesting to say the least Toe.
Perhaps she has a single girlfriend so that you and 'deer can double date.

You're sooooooo bad! LOL.  hugs, Chris

Startime55
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13 posted 2004-08-18 12:24 PM


LOL...Oh my, here we go again...I LOVE IT!!!!

passing shadows
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14 posted 2004-08-18 12:43 PM


Jerry sure has 'em, don't he?
Balladeer
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15 posted 2004-08-18 10:43 PM


Hey, Toe! Don;t talk that way about
My girlfriend Six-Pack Katie.
She may not have much class
But she IS a handy lady.

If I get disrespected
She's right there by my side
And if ya wanna call me names
You better run and hide!

Don't need no bottle opener
When my sweet Katie's here.
Let you tiny mind imagine
How she opens up my beer.

When we go out together
On her head she puts a bag,
Says she's embarrassed looking like
Her fat old man Toerag!!

Toerag, yore an evil man. You disrespect me on my BIRTHDAY! How dare you be so vicious. I'd always thought better of you...well, acutally, I didn't

Good to see ya back in form, twiddle-de-dumb.

Suetang
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16 posted 2004-08-19 03:21 AM


lol.....what a classic!

It sounds like she's a real looker!!lol

Take care........Sue

I am in motion
I am blue
Love is an ocean
I'm anchored in you
- Shawn Mullins

MGROVES
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17 posted 2004-08-19 06:41 AM


:roflmao:


Toerag
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Ala bam a
18 posted 2004-08-19 07:35 AM


Six pack Katie?...I thought you were still dating switchblade Susie?.....I love it when you write them love pomes Bal....
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