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Bonnie j
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0 posted 2004-08-17 02:12 PM



NOT In My Dictionary (1910)

His quill...... smoothly gliding across each page-
He leans forward into the dimly lit room
He tries to decipher the meaning of each word
“It will be so much easier for the towns people
to understand  
after I translate each meaning and thought.”
ANGER: NOT in my dictionary
This would incite behavior unbecoming to my gentle readers.
ANTIGONE: The heroine of one of the tragedies of Sophocies.
Yes! This is much more suitable.  
BATHROOM: NOT in my dictionary
Why would we need a separate room when you can look out upon
a beautiful garden in the summer
and in the winter take a warm bath in the kitchen?
BATRACHIA: A class of animal comprising
cold-blooded oviparous
vertebrates which are destitute of scales.
Delicate ladies may faint reading this word, but the gentlemen of our
time need to know of these things.
BUTTOCK: NOT in my dictionary
They would run me out on a rail if I dare grace these pages with that wicked word.
BUTTERINE: Is a substance which, when well made, is hardly distinguishable from good butter.
This is much more suitable. Yes! Indeed.
KISS: NOT in my dictionary
This word is not for the delicate ears of the genteel ladies of our society.
KITCHENER: Sir Horatio Herbert, Viscount Kitchener of Khartum,  
British general born in 1850.
This is a brilliant general of our time. Everyone should know of this
man.
AH! The hour is late my eyes are terribly tired.
For now I must rest, tomorrow is another day.

             Editor’s Note. (1910)  
                    From  
     Webster’s Home and Office Encyclopedia

It can be asserted without fear of contradiction the seventy-five per cent, of the subjects treated in large, many-volumed, and expensive Encyclopedias will never be referred to by the people who purchase them and of the other twenty-five per cent, that not over one-half of it is
intelligible to the average reader.

Love BonBon

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LeeJ
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since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296

1 posted 2004-08-17 02:48 PM


hmmmm, interesting, you have certainly served up quit a buffet of words here...much different from your usual style, which proves one thingy girlfriend

Your never getting older, but like a fine wine, your formenting our senses with a fragrance of elegance and perfumed incense.

An extremely well written poem

BRAVO!!!!

Marge Tindal
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2 posted 2004-08-19 01:11 PM


BONNIE~
Dang ... this is just WONDERFUL~
I could just picture Webster in deep concentration over each word~

What a creative process is this piece~!
THANK YOU~
*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost,
the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
- Sufi epigram <))><

Email noles1@totcon.com

JL
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since 2004-04-01
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Texas, USA
3 posted 2004-08-20 05:49 PM


Excellent write Bonnie J.

JL


iliana
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4 posted 2004-08-21 05:15 PM


Bonnie -- I really enjoyed reading this.  You are too cute, lady!   ....jo
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