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Bonnie j
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0 posted 2004-08-11 03:55 PM



My Birthday The Year 2004

Well!Will you looky here-
Another year running down the hallway
of
birthday cakes and pretty ribbons-
Just ribbons, ya know, no presents.
If you all are a wonderin’
I’m 39 again.
Now .......I’m the same age as my son-
Next year he will be older then me.
Now bein’ a man he does not agree-
But you gals understand what I’m a talkin’ bout.
Another bottle of Clairol to cover those lighter shades-
HeeHee
Don’t ya think that was a neat way to get around
GRAY!
A few more pounds that’s a stickin’ like glue-
While a twenty year old, a hot chicky mama, is a tellin’ me how
easy it is to lose.
Wait until .......she’s...... 39 again.
I still have all my teeth and my other body parts-
A few are missing, but I’m sure no one will notice.
A friend of mine is a makin’ me a birthday cake-
I sure do hope she don’t put all them thar candles on the silly thing
Cause the fire department will be a comin’ for sure.
Now ya all can sing me a song-
But please don’t be traditional.
Ya all can sing, let me see now...... Wild Thing, Get Over It,
Wastin’ Away In Margaritaville or Goin’ On a Sea Cruise.
Now come on guys don’t be bashful
Sing Me A Song

August 28, 19..

I'm a Hot Chicky Mama.

© Copyright 2004 Bonnie j - All Rights Reserved
the_loner_23
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1 posted 2004-08-11 04:04 PM


LMAO this is so funny. I loved it.

Cold hands means a warm heart

Bonnie j
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2 posted 2004-08-11 04:11 PM


Loner
You didn't sing me a song.
Boo-Hoo
Bon

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3 posted 2004-08-11 07:38 PM



Okay, lady, you asked for it~

I can sing a song for you
make it low, slow and blue
Give it a tone to make you wish
you'd never, ever asked for this~

Only problem is, you see
I'm keeping my precious little Delaney
and she just won't let me sing
for fear of waking that little Landry thing~

So .. keep those earplugs up-to-date
this Happy Birthday ... may be late~

YOU ROCK~
*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost,
the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
- Sufi epigram <))><

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Bonnie j
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4 posted 2004-08-11 07:41 PM


Thanks Marge HeeHee
I knew your funny bone would kick in.
Love BonBon

JamesMichael
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5 posted 2004-08-11 07:51 PM


Happy Birthday hot chicky momma...James
Susan
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walking the surreal
6 posted 2004-08-11 08:40 PM


Hot Chicky Mamma
Dancing around
doin' the LaBamba
It's 39 and she's
oh so fine,
that Hot Chicky Mamma!

Funny, I've been 29 for a number of years now.  I wonder, will you be 40 when I turn 30?  Happy happy!

  Susan

Happiness isn't something that happens to you, it's created from within you.  Joy is a state of mind.

iliana
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since 2003-12-05
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7 posted 2004-08-11 08:54 PM


Understood completely!  Happy Birthday, BonBon!   .....jo

Happy B-Day BonBon
Happy B-Day BonBon
It may not be long
Before 39 is gone!

But then we will see,
What a new number 3
Written in Clairol
For BonBon to see.  

Not very good....but what did you expect for someone who is 39 herself!  lol

Bonnie j
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Ohio
8 posted 2004-08-11 09:06 PM


40 no never I can't count that high. Hahaha

Iliana
Love your song you sound so beau TI ful.
Bon

LeeJ
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since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296

9 posted 2004-08-12 07:56 AM


Happy Happy birthday to a beautiful
YOUNG Lady!

DavePage
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Posts 2917

10 posted 2004-09-21 09:47 PM


Bonnie

I have missed your humour.

dave

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