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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
U.D.O By: Noah Eaton 7/9/04 "Boy, this party isn't going as well as I planned, maybe we should call it a night and kick the can!" (Oh no, we can't quit on a Friday night, who will come and set this party right?) (Hey, look up at the skies!) What could this be? Cruisin' down the interdimensional highway, within free-return trajectory? Grooving like a quasar, surfin' on the bow shock wave, rockin' on UHF, beyond the Milky Way? (I've received your distress call, via transmitter radio, I have come from Zeta Reticuli, to get this party going, I've received your distress call, I'm here to thaw this party from absolute zero, I'm the Unidentified Disco Object, but you can call me U.D.O!) It's got eyes all around, flashing rainbow strobelights across the universe, It's wearing Dolce and Gabbana MeV 2067's, across two main eyes, star-studded projectors, and when it laughs and sings, it winks topaz and breathes solar wind, speed of love bouncing off the satellites, backscattering the cosmic whammy-whim! Hey, get off your icebox soapbox, and let's do the Hale Bop! (Hey, that's a great drum solo, Phantom Drummer of Tidworth!) I feel the universe expanding, love moving us at 66,000 miles per hour, (jump to the moon, jump to the mirrorball moon!) . . . (Hey, Cottingly Fairies, so glad you could drop in! Hey, Kappa, don't be shy, everyone's invited at Club Intergalactic!) (Oooohhhhh, I love your 4-speed Bellatrix, what do you use, Element 115?) Oh, actually, I use Element 116! (Oh, wow!) (Hey, did you catch the latest episode, of Allan Hills 84001!) (KLAS-TV is full of propaganda, don't you think?) Yaaaaaaa...I know, what's with the Hyatt Classification System? . . . (Hey, look up at the skies!) What could this be? Cruisin' down the interdimensional highway, within free-return trajectory? Grooving like a quasar, surfin' on the bow shock wave, rockin' on UHF, beyond the Milky Way? (I've received your distress call, via transmitter radio, I have come from Zeta Reticuli, to get this party going, I've received your distress call, I'm here to thaw this party from absolute zero, I'm the Unidentified Disco Object, but you can call me U.D.O!) There's dolphins diving in the Kuiper Belt! (ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) Loveland frogs dipping in Andromeda! (ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) Space cowboys ridin' Hayakutake! (ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) Pleiadians drinking green fireball Tang! (ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) Cherubs riding ghost rockets! (ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) Marfa lights beaming from the galaxies! (ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) Let's take this up a notch, what do you say, (ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) and DANCE THIS PARTY BEYOND OUTER SPACE! (YEEEAAAAHHHH!) U.D.O! U.D.O! (Unexplained Intergalactic Party Machine!) U.D.O! U.D.O! (Unexplained Intergalactic Party Machine!) U.D.O! U.D.O! U.D.O! U.D.O! "You'll find something that's enough to keep you But if the bright lights don't receive you You should turn yourself around and come back home" MB20 |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
LOL That was far out! What a hoot! Your imagination knows no limits ~ literally!  From one space cadet to another, Here's a Mars bar!   Linda |
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Kahlil Senior Member
since 2003-04-12
Posts 1881 |
...is it something in the water down there by the coast???? very fun look into your mind, Noah. ~K~ |
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Susan Member Ascendant
since 2004-03-27
Posts 5104walking the surreal |
This was beyond fun. As a die hard sci-fi geek, (okay I don't dress up in the costumes) but if its interdimensional, intergallactic, or one step through the star gate, I'm there baby! And who can deny that disco was brought to Earth by aliens? Thanks for the smiles this morning.  SusanHappiness isn't something that happens to you, it's created from within you. Joy is a state of mind. |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
Noah, you are a U.F.P. uniquely funny poet |
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yv Senior Member
since 2003-05-30
Posts 574 |
What can I say, my Beloved Angel of Mistletoe? It's absolutely...astronomical (no pun intended, really)! I loved the images and the way every sound byte played in my head. As always you have filled my life with that little piece of happiness. Thank you, my beloved friend, thank you. yv Yv-Goddess of Her Domain |
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devinechild22 Senior Member
since 2002-08-28
Posts 571 |
You seem like such a happy person Noah! I love it! It is portrayed in your work and whenever I read it I get a little smile. Very original and fun! *Allison* ~~~***~~~Come away with me, Wendy. Come away to Neverland~~~***~~~ |
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marcel Senior Member
since 2003-03-02
Posts 660az, usa |
wow! what a ride, makes me want to pickup reading SCI-FI again which I long ago moved on from...Thank you for taking me to memories of the past. |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Noah, you have THE most wonderful imagination! Core |
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