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Kevin Taylor
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since 1999-12-23
Posts 185
near Vancouver, BC, Canada

0 posted 2000-01-16 08:21 PM


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Psychiatree
(a satire in verse)

Psychiatree
(That's Me. EMM.DEE.)
The accent's on the silent P
I read it in a book, you see - (the Holy DSM IV)
But did I hear you say you're SANE?
Well, have you met your
reptile brain?
Just plug this in
while I explain...

OOooohhhh!
kill a soul
mend a hate
electroshock
and maybe rape
AAAaaaaahhh!

O what to do? My day's half done...
We'll educate! With Ritalin!
Oh Glory Me!
Not vita-mines!!
We can't have that
you filthy swine
Did I say that? (you stupid kine) [ kine: old word for cows ]
I must have said "You're drooling fine!"

Now back to work.. no time to waste...
my quotas must be met post-haste!

OOooohhhh!
kill a soul
mend a hate
electroshock
and maybe rape
AAAaaaaahhh!

-These patients all have such poor taste..

Already lunch?
I'll have some brain!
I do so love my sex with pain!
again
again
again
AGAIN!!
You're drooling from your ears again..
I thought you said that you were sane!
But back to work... I've kids to screw!
Did I say that? IT ISN'T TRUE!
(They must read minds - I'll kill them too!)

OOooohhhh!
kill a soul
mend a hate
electroshock
and maybe rape
AAAaaaaahhh!

I'm-hearing-what-you're-telling-me
I'mhereingwhatyou'retellingme
merinwutchurtelinme.. Of course I heard!
You said some words..

Listen?
They don't even rhyme!
So just make sure you're dead on time..
Take these..
What? Did I say dead?
(That Prozac's gone straight to your head.)
Of course I did!
Cuz Death's such fun!
The only Cure for EVERYONE!

I'm good as Wundt!
O what a Day!
In fact, I'm God
I'm proud to say.
So as I lay my brain to sleep
I pray myself some oundt to *bleep*

(Did I say oundt?
O Glory Me!
Just change the o and drop the d.)




 Kevin

"Poetry is, at once, what you get... and how you got there."


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Isis
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since 1999-09-06
Posts 6296
Sunny Queensland
1 posted 2000-01-16 11:47 PM


I am closing this, I will email Kevin with an explanation.

 Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.
~Isis~
(Sovereign of the Spirit)



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