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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Jerry Springer-Maury Povich, It's Daytime Television! Judge Joe Brown and old rude Judy, Making wise decisions. Soap Operas or "My Stories" Housewives love the most, Same stories-different channels, Watched from coast to coast. Game Show Network-Family Feud Newlyweds 'back then' Those repeats of Millionaire, "I'd like to phone a friend" Balladeer likes "Classic Golf" Memories so fun, Watching Arnold Palmer From 1961. Black and white old reruns, (And I've heard it said) Lassie donned a horse suit And starred as Mr. Ed. So grab your TV remote Then try to "Press Your Luck" No matter what the channel, Daytime TV sucks! |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
LOL, go mow the lawn instead  |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
 ...give me a good book...  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Sunny...like TV guide? |
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GG Member Elite
since 2002-12-03
Posts 3532Lost in thought |
I was watching judge something or the other while doing my laundry... ugh, I agree. There isn't a whole lot on in the evenings, either! Always, Alyssa Poems are made by fools like me, |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
"Black and white old reruns, (And I've heard it said) Lassie donned a horse suit And starred as Mr. Ed." No way??!! Please don't tell my sister Lassie was Mr. Ed. ROTFL!! You are too funny! Hugs~ ~Somewhere in my heart I'm always |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Of course you know, Lassie was Flipper in a dog suit don't ya? |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
primetime and late night are nay better |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yea Aenimal...you're right...I usually just watch your channel.."Aenimal Planet"..or Discovery or one of those.....then, when I found out I was too old to be on American Idol, I became the American Idle...my kids wouldn't even vote for me?....My neighbor's cat's seemed to like it though...the dogs too?.... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Remember when I was home after my foot surgery? *S* Thank heavens I didn't have to depend on TV for entertainment! LOL This is great... and so very, very true!!! LOL |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
LOL...I said "good book"...not a miniaturized version of Sears/Roebuck which was good for a season, and then good for a reason! |
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Susan Member Ascendant
since 2004-03-27
Posts 5104walking the surreal |
Tee Hee. Even with satelite and 250 channels to choose from, it's not much better  Susan The whole of the Universe resides within each individual heart. |
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Robert Frazier Senior Member
since 2003-02-06
Posts 1014 |
(laughing) keep writing . . . and changing channels! Rf |
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dingusjr Member
since 2003-09-24
Posts 415Missouri |
Tell us how you really feel, Rag...haha |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
LOL -- how true! |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
lol - very cute, Toe! Core |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
It must be nice to be a bum Without a decent job And spend the mornings lounging Like an Alabama slob.  Some of us can't watch tv. We're busy working hard So folks like you can be on welfare That's our big reward.  You pick up unemployment checks, Food stamps for your booze. Big decisions are what daytime TV shows to choose.  Such are the Days of Our Lives The Young and Restless souls Who watch tv and learn what products Clean their toilet bowls.  So thanks for all the tips, my friend On what to watch all day But I'm too busy busting chops To make a decent pay!!!  . . . .ps...I know in reality you probably work harder than most of us, you old coot, and that made this more enjoyable to write! |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Oh no.....Lassie was Mr. Ed? I thought it was the other way around !! ROFL. Chris |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I'm sure Mr. Ed was NO Lassie..pure stud all the way... Being unemployed (hey! I'm looking!) I've been reduced to surfing the tube during the day. Oh man, what drivel! I end up watching the news and weather channels. Sigh. |
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