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Fisherman
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since 2000-04-14
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0 posted 2004-05-23 04:59 PM


Mable, at the table
was watching "the View"
while eating a corn dog
and drinking a "Dew"
when all of the sudden
there flashed 'cross the screen
A BREAKING NEWS STORY
on the highway between
Newton and Hutchinson
a car heading west
in the east lane of traffic
it was chaos at best.
Mable put down her corn dog
and speed dialed for Homer,
"Pick up your cell phone,
you dottering Gomer!"
"Hello," Homer answered
then Mable did shout,
"Are you on the highway,
you better watch out!
there's an idiot driving
down the road the wrong way,
Keep an eye out; be careful,
pay heed what I say."
"One? that's a laugh," Homer replied,
there's cars as far as a person can see,
all driven by idiots
heading right straight at me."

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Sunshine
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Listening to every heart
1 posted 2004-05-23 05:05 PM




iliana
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since 2003-12-05
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USA
2 posted 2004-05-23 05:16 PM


ROTFWL!  Really good!
passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26
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displaced
3 posted 2004-05-23 05:19 PM


this is cool!
Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14
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Canada eh.
4 posted 2004-05-23 05:34 PM


So cute...much enjoyed!!
Hugs~

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
Dancing with you in the summer rain~

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