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Toerag
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0 posted 2004-05-04 05:55 PM


Do you remember the Titanic,
The movie has brought it fame,
The loss of life was tragic,
But did ya hear about the Mayonnaise?

Hellman's Mayonnaise was from England,
The Titanic had twelve thousand jars,
It was lost in the sinking,
Sandwich lovers grieved afar.

The whole world mourned at the loss,
"How would we make salads with our potatoes?"
So they made a day of mourning,
And called it "Sinko de Mayo."


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1 posted 2004-05-04 06:17 PM


shaking my head

*groan and grin* toe...



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2 posted 2004-05-04 06:18 PM


Toe, you are too too much!
Hugs YOU!

~ Lost in you, I found myself. ~

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3 posted 2004-05-04 06:25 PM


Oh, Toe, that was one SICKO de Mayo story! ~ but clever! lol


EA

Opeth
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4 posted 2004-05-04 07:22 PM


lol...
Marge Tindal
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5 posted 2004-05-04 07:23 PM



Oh mayo !
I fell for it !

I nominate you Mayo-r ToeRag for the day !
You clever fellow you~
*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost,
the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
- Sufi epigram <))><

noles1@totcon.com

Susan
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6 posted 2004-05-04 08:48 PM


This was incredibly funny and inventive -- tee hee and tee hee again!  Thanks for the smile.

Susan

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7 posted 2004-05-04 09:05 PM


You have DEFINITELY escaped from the Mayo Clinic!!
Local Rebel
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8 posted 2004-05-04 09:36 PM


*rimshot*  


Elizabeth Santos
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9 posted 2004-05-04 09:45 PM


Mayo clinic - LOL

Hey thanks for that hilarious response to my poem Said the Bee to the Flower":

"The bee is such a busy soul
He has no time for birth control
That is why in times like these
There are so many "son's of bees"...

You make life more fun!
Love you
Liz

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10 posted 2004-05-04 09:50 PM


ROFLMAO!!!!!  THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! I NEEDED THIS LAUGH.  you are too cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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11 posted 2004-05-05 04:10 AM



you are waaaaaaayyyy toooo funny!

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12 posted 2004-05-05 09:17 AM


I was thinking of this poem earlier this week... hoping you'd post it again. *S* Thanks for the grins... they're both needed and appreciated! *S*
Sudhir Iyer
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13 posted 2004-05-05 09:40 AM


nice... FIVE-O-FIVE



regards
sudhir

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