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Kethry
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0 posted 2004-04-15 06:46 AM



All proxies unavailable
Well that is just my luck
But if this trend keeps going
I'll have to wed a duck

Once I had a long time lover
He was cute and foxy
But he left me with another
I near wed him by proxy

I have a large inheritance
but I must wed, to claim
I sought out love through internet
For their short time of fame

I offered green card sanctuary
I offered lust as well
All they must do is marry me
To make their fortunes swell

At first there were proposals
Some of them not kind
And some planned of disposals
That tore my troubled mind

Some said that they were eager
But never made the grade
And some they just did not show up
It made me rather sad

So now I'm stuck with nothing
And time is running out
If you'd like to marry me
Please give me a shout

Don't be unavailable
Don't set my heart to stall
If I could access your account
Then you could have it all

Just send me your bank details
A photograph or two
And if I find you suitable
I'll soon get back to you


Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind.  Unknown


[This message has been edited by Kethry (04-15-2004 08:31 AM).]

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1 posted 2004-04-15 07:04 AM



LOL

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2 posted 2004-04-15 07:29 AM


Kethry...will you marry me?....do you make enough to support both of us?..LOL>..this is a wonderful write gal...
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3 posted 2004-04-15 11:02 AM


OhKethry~
This just tickles me pink~

Delightful funnery gal~
*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost,
the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
- Sufi epigram <))><

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4 posted 2004-04-15 11:05 AM


Kethry
LOL Wonderful write, enjoyed.

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5 posted 2004-04-15 11:13 AM


Well, I have everything that you could possibly want in a man, except one thing ~ 'cause I'm a woman! But I'm sure there are ways that we could work around that! lol

Seriously speaking, this was hysterically sad! Teary


EA

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6 posted 2004-04-15 11:13 AM


Don't be unavailable
Don't set my heart to stall
If I could access your account
Then you could have it all


very entergetic and full of humor!


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7 posted 2004-04-15 12:59 PM


hehehee....that's cute
Dark Angel
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8 posted 2004-04-15 05:32 PM


Smiling here Lynne, absolutely love it.

I'm keeping it.



Maree

Beauty of the world which is soon to perish has two edges, one of laughter and one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
(by Virginia Woolf)

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9 posted 2004-04-16 03:37 PM


Will you settle for sincere friendship? LOL You have mine, dear lady... even if you accept Toe's proposal! *G*

This is fantastic! *S*

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10 posted 2004-04-16 08:53 PM


I have missed your wit, Keth.

Loved this.

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11 posted 2004-04-16 08:58 PM


Kethry,
  I enjoyed your wit-you're very clever!
                Sade

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12 posted 2004-04-16 09:02 PM


Love this Kethry...how clever!
Hugs~

To have lived the dream of a love so true...
   is to have seen a glimpse of heaven.

iliana
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13 posted 2004-04-16 10:37 PM


LOL, Kethry -- very entertaining!  Unfortunately, I am already taken......
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14 posted 2004-04-23 11:11 AM


*snicker*

Hee hee hee hee hee!!!

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