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Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder...(kinda)
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Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder...(kinda) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer was going crazy, He had this problem with gas, When he passed it-it went HONDA! And this gas he frequently passed. This was quite embarrassing He worked with many women, The doctors didn't know How to cure this strange dilemma. Farting HONDA right out loud, Was too much for his miserable life, It always happened in big large crowds, He contemplated suicide. He was strolling thru China Town, Observed a store's marquee "CHUN THE HERBALIST" the sign read, "I can cure most any thing" Balladeer said: "What the hell?" Before I take my life, I'll give it one more shot, And see if Chun knows why?" Chun said, "No Plobrem with intestines, You have abcess tooth, A dentist will make colrection, That's all you need to do." Balladeer said, "It can't be? I have flatulence and it's often,' It's loud and it goes HONDA! And the sound's impossible to soften." "Deer" learned that there were several, Others with similar conditions, Movie stars and businessmen, (Though some farted in different renditions) Chun told "Deer","It's not so weird, I also cure Janey Fonda You never hear old Ploverb: "Abcess make the fart go HONDA?" |
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
oh my gosh....LOL that was good  |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
 Ultimate Toe Jam....  |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
LOL LOL LOL oh my goodness that was funnyyyyy!! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oh, no! Is that what my ex had been saying! "Abcess makes the fart go HONDA"!?! I guess I was just hearing what I had wanted to hear!  Loves 'n laughs, Linda [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (04-13-2004 05:10 PM).] |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
OMG!! Too funny...thanks for the chuckles! Hugs~ |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
You are too much!! Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa!!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... You are SO bad... and so good at being bad!!! LOL And to think of all the years his poor wife suffered... I think she calls Chun King? LOL |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
*rimshot* owwww.. folks -- he'll be here all week... tip your waitres.. Vinny says try the veil it's good... |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Toe...Did you have to take classes to learn how to be such a rascal? |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
So they say...I recently had an abcessed tooth and its no fun...James |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
 ~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost, |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Good grief!! If Old MacDonald had milked Betsy as hard as you milked that old joke, the world could have had Rice Crispies for years!!  Well, I can't top this one...not even with my bottom |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
hehehehehheheeee |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
ahahahahahahaha |
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