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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2004-04-12 02:45 PM

LongJohn's very wealthy,
Most people wonder why?
His I.Q. just isn't up there,
It's about his big belt size.

He's just a country bumpkin,
Carries cash in wads and lumps,
Most of us that know him,
Call him Forrest "Trump"

All he touches turns to gold,
(He must touch most all his teeth)
Cuz the ones that he has left,
Are 14 caret stuffed with meat.

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

1 posted 2004-04-12 02:46 PM

Toe...if I keep chuckling like this
where I am currently sitting,
they're going to come cart me away
and bring the white jacket....

I don't remember seeing this one before...

muted

Member Elite

since 2004-01-15

Posts 2949
Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving

2 posted 2004-04-12 03:29 PM

Nightshade

Member Patricius

since 2001-08-31

Posts 13962
just out of reach

3 posted 2004-04-12 03:32 PM

Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

4 posted 2004-04-12 05:43 PM

Oh!
YUCK,YUCK,YUCK,YUCK,YUCK AND DOUBLE YUCK.
Bon-Bon

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

5 posted 2004-04-12 06:00 PM

You are sooooo bad!

ethome
Member Patricius

since 2000-05-14

Posts 11858
New Brunswick Canada

6 posted 2004-04-12 06:11 PM

Ha! Forest Trump!

I like that.....Good one Toe...

Eric

Ain't doin nothin at all
Just answerin the call
Kinda driftin away from it all~~~~~

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

7 posted 2004-04-12 08:07 PM

Toe Man ~

It seems to me that Forrest Trump has a veritable stew in his mouth with all those "carrots" and rotting meat! lol

Huggums,
EA

Corinne
Member Ascendant

since 1999-10-28

Posts 5167
state of confusion

8 posted 2004-04-12 09:37 PM

Awww, pickin' on poor LongJohn like that? He's sweet as pie, he is.

Jus' like you is.

Corinne

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

9 posted 2004-04-13 03:12 AM

that is a sad thing *tsk tsk*

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

10 posted 2004-04-13 11:09 AM

But I thought all his teeth are false ones... yammean he STILL doesn't clean them? LOL

The sailor must be vacationing to leave this unanswered... we know he's allergic to work! *S*

JL
Member Ascendant

since 2004-04-01

Posts 6128
Texas, USA

11 posted 2004-04-13 11:15 AM

I think I saw this guy on M-TV No?
Thanks for the laugh!
JL

iliana
Member Patricius

since 2003-12-05

Posts 13434
USA

12 posted 2004-04-13 01:33 PM

At it again, aye.......lol

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