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Bonnie j
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since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588
Ohio

0 posted 2004-04-07 05:27 AM



A Cure For High Blood Pressure

Now we have all kinds
of
troubles and annoyances in are lives.
Rude people, kids that talk back, work problems
and
a millions other little incidences that come our way.
Now I tell you true I have the cure that has to do with people.
You wonder what could it be?
But I’m going to share some scientific facts
that you may never have heard in all your days.
Potassium!
Now banana’s have potassium
and
I know for a fact they do help lower your blood pressure.
When that person, your loving child, is a runnin’
off
at the mouth....... stick a banana in their mouth
and
watch your blood pressure go down.
Now that you know the cure.
Keep those ole banana’s handy for the next person that is being
A........@#@*........*@.......@*#.......Asterisk.



Love Bon-Bon



© Copyright 2004 Bonnie j - All Rights Reserved
zenny
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since 2002-11-24
Posts 371
Belgium
1 posted 2004-04-07 06:16 AM


You made me smile

When i read the start i was thinking about showing this write to my father who really has problems with high bloodpressure... for my own safety not gonna do it though, imagine i get a banana stuffed in my mouth! :O

Bonnie j
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since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588
Ohio
2 posted 2004-04-07 06:31 AM


Zenny
If your father does not have to much potassium in his system, bananas, one in the morning and one at night will help lower blood pressure for real. Get a wrist pressure cuff and check through out the day and see if the bananas help. I do natural medications b/c I'm allergic to many medicines.
Hope this helps.
Bon-Bon

zenny
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since 2002-11-24
Posts 371
Belgium
3 posted 2004-04-07 06:34 AM


thanks for the advice, i'll make sure he tries it
LeeJ
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since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296

4 posted 2004-04-07 07:10 AM


a very pleasing smile you've given me first thing in the morning...you are a joy!
JL
Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128
Texas, USA
5 posted 2004-04-07 10:57 AM


Haahaa!  You are just too funny!
Good one Bonnie.
JL

Midnitesun
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Gaia
6 posted 2004-04-07 11:00 AM


LOL, can I stick a whole bunch in the mouths of some politicians? That might lower my BP just from the laughter.
passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26
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displaced
7 posted 2004-04-07 12:39 PM


ahahahahha...I love this!
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