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Witches In Stitches (Limerick)

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Earth Angel
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+*+*+*+*+*++*+*+
There lived with a coven of witches,
A warlock who never wore britches.
When he'd fly on his broom,
You could see his bazoom,
And he left the witches in stitches!
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Hilarious!
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Earth Angel,
I think you took off your wings for that one. LOL
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bernie

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Grover ~

You found my poem "Hilarious"? This was meant to be a serious piece of poetic literature! lol

Thanks for dropping by, my fellow Canadian!

Love & Laughs,
EA
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Mr. T. ~

This "angel" needs a break every now and then. Those wings can get pretty heavy and I have to lay them off to the side for a spell ~ and when I do, all hell breaks out! lol

Enjoy your day!

EA
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Bernie



Linda
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EarthyOne~
LOVE YOUR WORD-PLAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have such an 'angelic' spirit in this one ... LOL ... 'witches' and 'wizards' in one piece ... now THAT'S SOME combination !!

I am SO LAUGHING dear lady~
You're a cutie pie~
*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

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the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
- Sufi epigram <))><

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thankyou

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Marge ~

Ooops-a-daisy! Thank you for bringing to mind that I wrote "wizard" ~ I meant to write "warlock"! I just made the change! lol

I am so pleased that you enjoyed my bit of whimsical nonsense! ~ or is that nonsensical whimsy? lol

Huggums 'n smilie faces,
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MGROVES ~

Hi, there! Pleased to make your acquaintance!
~ and you are most welcome!

Thanks for dropping by!

Warm hugs,
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(giggles in delight) Awwwwwwww, this is sooooooo cute, sweet friend, yay, hehehe, everyday other than Halloween is awkward bad luck for witches, hehehe, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Linda, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"You'll find something that's enough to keep you
But if the bright lights don't receive you
You should turn yourself around and come back home" MB20

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Noah ~

I'm so glad you got a kick out of my limerick! lol

Loves 'n Laughs,
Linda
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muted ~

You look adorable when you laugh like that! lol

Happy hugs,
EA
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Sunshine and laughter back to back!  
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iliana ~

You're a doll! Writing poetry is especially rewarding to me when it is appreciated as you seem to do! Thank you!

Super hugs 'n smilie faces,
EA
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  Rofl!!!

Well now, I love a good limerick, and I sure love one that leaves me grinning like this!

This was great fun ... thanks for the smiles, Earth Angel!

Best wishes,
/Kit
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AWwwwwwwww!

Bon-Bon

  
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thats a very nice poem.
its funny!!

Trent
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Kit ~

Glad you appreciated my sense of humour!

Witch


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Bonnie ~

Hiya, darlin'! Where have you been? I miss your comedic self on these blue pages!

Come-back hugs,
Linda
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Trent ~

Thank ya kindly! What have you been up to, stranger?!?

Sending you a warm hug,
EA
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*wink*



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Serene One ~

Love your sassy graphic! That is a bewitching pic of you!

BTW, I say "Bewitched" last week and it was light, funny ~ and incredibly sweet.

Luvs 'n Laughs,
Linda
 
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