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Pilgrimage
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0 posted 2004-03-21 09:22 PM



I'm so ashamed of myself.  Tell you what, don't read this and then you can still respect me.


I'm entranced by the way that your nose,
so large, in the sun fairly glows.
I've heard that its size
can somehow apprise
a girl of the length of your ...toes.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

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Enchantress
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1 posted 2004-03-21 09:25 PM




Excellent one Nan....too funny!
~Smiles & Hugs, Nancy~

jwesley
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2 posted 2004-03-21 09:26 PM


Had to wash my hands after reading, but loved it!!

jwesley

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3 posted 2004-03-21 09:54 PM


LOL....oh my, you naughty thing..now, where is my soap? ya hungry yet? LOL
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4 posted 2004-03-21 10:05 PM


My parents named me Michael Mack
But there is one fact you may lack.
The ladies I've dated
Have quite often stated
I'm Cyrano de Bergerac!!

Pilgrimage
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5 posted 2004-03-22 09:50 AM


Enchantress- Glad I got a chuckle out of you, girl.

jwesley- I know, it was a trifle grubby, wasn't it?

muted- I try.

Balladeer- that one made me grin!

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

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6 posted 2004-03-22 07:07 PM


Nanner~
This is just TOO CUTE~

Who nose ... might end up framed as a *gift*~
*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost,
the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
- Sufi epigram <))><

noles1@totcon.com

Pilgrimage
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7 posted 2004-03-23 12:03 PM


Marge-glad you liked it!

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

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