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Poet deVine
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0 posted 2004-03-15 11:39 PM



Take a deep breath and hold it in
We’re about to see a taste of sin
There amongst the plates and cutlery
A pair of panties framed daintily

Why would she put them on display?
Right there in public? Right on EBAY!
Could she be poor and penniless?
I've asked her but she won’t confess.

So the question is, friends of blue
What oh what, are we to do?
Is there some panty intervention?
To bring her back to sanity’s convention?

This is the day we’ll never forget
We saw Mysteria’s thongs on the Internet




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JamesMichael
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1 posted 2004-03-15 11:42 PM


Allright I'm going to get myself into trouble...I could probably see them better with a woman enclosed...James
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2 posted 2004-03-15 11:46 PM


They sell that on Ebay also but it'll cost you a lot MORE!
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3 posted 2004-03-15 11:53 PM




Oh my...


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4 posted 2004-03-16 12:41 PM


Mysteria's under where?
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5 posted 2004-03-16 01:06 AM


HEHE!! Oh wow this was cute!
~Live and Laugh~

Because of you I laugh a little harder, smile a little more, and cry a little less
~Bella~

WildPoet
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6 posted 2004-03-16 02:46 AM


I see Sharon in a whole new light now!Can I still get in on the bidding?



WildPoet

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7 posted 2004-03-16 03:38 AM


wow.

grin.

I heard she was a "prude" too.




ethome
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8 posted 2004-03-16 03:52 AM


YOU MEAN MY FRIEND SHARON FROM CANADA!

ROFL!!!!!  I knew she had a racy side to her!
Let's get her to model them ............I'll put in a bid then just to get the ball rolling.

Eric

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9 posted 2004-03-16 09:03 AM


Mysteria!!??  

Heh heh...cute write Sharon...
How much does she want for them?
I'll take'em....okay I have to go bid.

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10 posted 2004-03-16 10:25 AM


Funny, witty, and made me lol! Enjoyed!

"You sleep in the night yet the night and the silent water still so dark."

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11 posted 2004-03-16 10:31 AM


Okay the title drew me in. The poem made me laugh. And I start the bidding at $10.00.

Remember, if you're not part of the future, you're history!

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12 posted 2004-03-16 10:54 AM


enjoyed
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13 posted 2004-03-16 12:21 PM




too funny.....thank you for the laugh....

~~**~~
Walking with bare feet
among a tapestry of words,
each woven thread, awakening the soul
~~**~~

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14 posted 2004-03-16 12:25 PM


ok you got us all rolling with this one thank you so much for the smile
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15 posted 2004-03-16 01:12 PM


I'm all for free enterprise....
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16 posted 2004-03-16 01:47 PM


lol that was hilarious nice write
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17 posted 2004-03-16 02:06 PM




Is there nothing sacred anymore,
In this wide world of Internet?
I was minding my own business …
Auctioning lacy things, sold in a set.

I hadn’t planned on this airing,
Of my lacy underwear,
But since you all are looking,
Place an ebay bet if you dare?

There are things from all over,
You can buy mansions, cars, and such.
So, if I take money from you soon,
Well then ~ thank you very much!

Sharon – you are definitely TOO much!


Don't mind her folks she is leaving for a long while and will be definitely misbehaving I am sure!

I got an email from Ethome this morning that NOW makes a lot of sense! LOL!  Oh well if you have a laugh on me, that has made my day!

Grover
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18 posted 2004-03-16 04:56 PM


Just a great laugh... you are funnin'-- right?
Juju
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19 posted 2004-03-16 05:16 PM


HeLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEh keep your mind out of the gutter people.  I thought this was a Family place. Just kidding good laugh guys.

Juju

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20 posted 2004-03-16 06:54 PM


Go to Ebay and you'll find Mysteria selling everything she has....I think she's going to get back to basics, and move in with Ron in Michigan!
Corinne
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21 posted 2004-03-16 08:04 PM


ROFL! Oh, this is good!


Corinne

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22 posted 2004-03-16 08:14 PM


I feel like singing "With a Thong in my Heart!".

believe in what your heart feels...

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