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Poor Mistreated Toerag
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Poor Mistreated Toerag |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer's mean In fact he's bad Writing mean poems About Toerag LongJohn's as mean It's so sad It's tough being me A poor Toerag I compliment daily Both of these guys They reply with meaness Bring tears to my eyes Where did I go wrong? It leaves me so sad Wiping my tears With my tear stained Toe-rag. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
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Nightshade 
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
 There, there....pull up your socks...err..roll up your toerag...ummm....nevermind.  |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
you deserve much empathy... dear friendly pipSTAR  regards sudhir |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Toe? C'mere...  |
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Youngatheart Member
since 2003-12-30
Posts 333 |
Oh you poor thing, Toerag. You didn't warn me that I would need a hankie for this one. (sniff sniff) Maybe those two need to be smacked around a little. LOL Cute, very cute!! Youngster |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Awwww poor Toerag.  |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL give me a break! |
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Startime55 Member Elite
since 2003-04-05
Posts 2148Alberta, Canada |
Awwwww...Poor man...*grin* |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Ummmm... Toe? *G* Did you take that rag off your toe... or are you mistreating yourself into pretzel shapes, contorting to catch those teardrops? LOL Can I watch? *EG* My poor friend... c'mon over here for some suthern comfort... those ole bullies should be sent to bed without their dinner! LOL |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
You poor dear, I'd no idea you were so sensitive. We'll have to tell them to stop. Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
poor ol' buddy...i'll hire you a bully |
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steavenr Member Elite
since 2003-11-17
Posts 4058 |
sounds like the pettle callin' the kot black...someone's got it wackbards |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
awww, poor toerag... *hugs* |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
awwww, sweet Toerag.....  |
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aujussy wolf
since 2003-08-09
Posts 1215Michigan |
brings a tear to my eye |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Dry your tears and go get them nasty scalawags Toe. Just holler if you need a hand. LOL wouldn't that be fun chasing them two? Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Aw......Poor Toe Are you being picked on? But dear Toe this just has to be said. I do hope that is a clean RAG not one of those dirty, mushy Rags with ToeJam. LOL Love Bon-Bon  |
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Youngatheart Member
since 2003-12-30
Posts 333 |
Oh Bonnie.....YUCK!!!!!!!!!! LOL |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
remember the Charley Brown tune, Toe? Who walks into Passions With a limp? Who tells the poets "I am such a wimp!!" It's our Toe! It's our Toe! He's our schmo As we all know. He really is a putz.. With his woeful plea "Why's everybody always picking on me?" Who says he is picked on By the Balladeer? Who is a target Every time he's near? It's our Toe! It's our Toe! He's as low As cretins go. He gets what he deserves, Pain and agony.. "Why's everybody always picking on me?" Who has the manners of a snake? Who spends his whole life half-awake? Whose screams for mercy are a fake? Yes, Toe! That's right! Our Toe! Who never will rival LongJogn or the 'Deer? Who has a bullseye Tattooed on his rear? It's our Toe! It's our Toe! Tally ho!! Both friend and foe. Let's all raise a glass And toast with sympathy "Why's everybody always picking on me?" |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I'm toe sorry dat yous feelin' toe sad and poorly. Yous is still in da hearts of yer fans and wees all luvsya muchly. Pleeze keep yer upper lip stiff cuz yous is still da king of all rags! Squeezums, EA P.S. Dat Balls of Deer has some nerve writin' such a hysterical response ta yer emotional plight! [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (03-07-2004 09:32 PM).] |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
EA...that upper lip is the only thing he keeps stiff these days!!  |
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Youngatheart Member
since 2003-12-30
Posts 333 |
Ball is in your court, Toe!!!! |
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EternitysHorizon Member
since 2002-05-03
Posts 145Twilight's Orchestra |
You REALLY wipe your eyes with the same rag as you do your toe(s)??? Hmmm, might explain things or not. Just sounded kind rather inverted in the hygiene department. But it is no doubt a metaphor I did not comprehend. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Oh man! I never thought I would see Toerag begging for strokes (well, almost never). I'm heartened to see 'Deer give that scalawag his just due. All in all, this thread made my day. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Dear Balls of Deer, ya got me to wonderin' as to how you was to know dat Toe's upper lip is not da only thing that he caint keep stiff!  |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
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BloomingRose Member Elite
since 2000-08-09
Posts 3092Florida |
Look on the bright side...Better to be a toerag than a snotrag.  Deb |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
oh you poor innocent angel you.... come'ere...let me wipe those tears... closer...uh huh... ....a little closer.... ... *swift thump to nose* |
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