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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050
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Forecast Du Jour Snoop Dogg said tomorrow that, we’re gonna have da drizzles Don King used a blow dryer, and now he has the frizzles Why do people want garages, way out in the burbs? And then fill them up with junk, and park out on the curbs? Why do drugstores make the sick walk miles to the back? But if your a smoker, right up front you buy a pack? Cinderella dropped some film off, then she looked for mints Stood in line and told the clerk, I’m waiting for my prints All the Domino’s employees, should learn CPR They’re faster then an ambulance, plus pizza in the car! I can’t see the forest, for the trees, and all the smog Spock looked in the toilet, and he found the Captain’s log Aaron is the home run king, his buddies call him Henry Tyson has a laptop with two bytes , and no more memory Tigger’s always dirty cause he always plays with Pooh Hopefully we won’t bite off, more heat then we can chew Ludwig killed a chicken just for saying Bach Bach Bach The shepherd on the mountain, is not tending to his flock Vanna can not be replaced, so she is really set They're just happy she remembers all the alphabet Robert Dole is going to be, a member of Limp Bizkit Put your money on the market, if you wannna risk it? The tall man in the yellow hat, should really spank that monkey Georgie is too curious, and plus he’s smelling funky! Dolly did the back stroke, then sang, Islands In The Stream Dr. Martin Luther, had the one and only dream The forecast for today is chili, and probably hot tamale I left my heart in San Francisco, waiting for a trolley |
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Youngatheart Member
since 2003-12-30
Posts 333 |
Richy....you sure do a lot a thinkin' and a wonderin' and we are glad you do! Another great poem for us to enjoy!! Thank you. Youngatheart |
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Kahlil Senior Member
since 2003-04-12
Posts 1881 |
Oh, this is fun! And true! Great compilation of observances with a twist of attitude... ~K~ |
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Greeneyes  
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
sigh....I left my heart in San Francisco''' I did too.....long ago enjoying you....  ~~**~~ |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Wonderful write Richy! Now you've given me morning smiles as well!  Hugs~ ~ Whatever our souls are made of, |
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HopeS Member Elite
since 2000-12-22
Posts 4596Perth Western Australia |
Thank you Richy I am always assured of a smile when reading your poems , this was fun and upbeat Hope |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Richy~ 'Why do drugstores make the sick walk miles to the back? But if your a smoker, right up front you buy a pack?' I NEEDED a smile this morning ... thank you~ *Huglets*  ~*Marge*~ ~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost, |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Richy "Why do people want garages, way out in the burbs? And then fill them up with junk, and park out on the curbs?" This one hit a little close to home  Enjoyed this so much! |
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Grover Senior Member
since 2004-01-27
Posts 1967London, ON, Canada |
You are able to show irregularities in our world with a sense of humor! Grover. |
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Jason Lyle Senior Member
since 2003-02-07
Posts 1438With my darkling |
LOL! Jason |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
lol...very cute!! "sit on top of the world and tell me how you feel...'cause what you feel is what I feel for you.." |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Awwwwwwwww, this is sooooooo cute, sweet friend, hehehe, did you get your complimentary bowl of Rice-A-Roni there, hehehe, God Bless You, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Richy, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "You'll find something that's enough to keep you |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Richy, you are so gifted with word play! "Why do drugstores make the sick walk miles to the back? But if your a smoker, right up front you buy a pack?" I was just wondering about that this past week myself and said to my husband, why on earth to they put the pharmacy in the back when many times elderly or injured people are the ones who have to walk! |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Thanks so much everyone for all of your wonderful comments on this! Sorry, I forgot about this one   |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
this is so silly, so cute needed the laugh...thanks |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Anytime Dixie... that's what I'm here for... Hey waiiiit..... lol |
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inkedgoddess Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-19
Posts 7392Ohio |
eminem look out, richys rapping |
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Sadelite Member Elite
since 2003-10-11
Posts 2519 |
How you can put so many images in one poem is unbelieveable. I enjoyed and smiled at every verse, as I shook my head in dis- belief. How doooo youuuuu do it? I love reading your work--I never know what special surprise you'll bring. Sadelite |
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steavenr Member Elite
since 2003-11-17
Posts 4058 |
hey, Richy, if Dominos does do the ambulance thing, will the ride be free if they don't get you to the emergency room in under 30 minutes? ...and...uh...I'll have the meat lover's deluxe on a crispy crust...with anchovies |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
Brilliant..  Kermie..you are one smart froggy....I love the way you can put words together in such short form and make them funny! You humor me....and I need a dose of that medicine everyday! love and hugs Princess Open your eyes, open your mind, open your heart, let me come in and show you love.....~ARH |
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Serra_Avatar Member
since 2004-01-11
Posts 58 |
lol, thats the second one I've read...thats great. keep it up |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Now, Richy, do you realize just how cute you are? This is so funny. I loved all of the rhymes, so I can't put just one down. ahahahaha. I sure am glad you're back home!! Hugs Ethel |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Michelle ~ LOL Michele...Fohgit that little blonde haired shizzle, he’s a front and that’s farizzle... He’s up high, that’s truemanizzle.. But you will see he’s gonna fahfizzle... lol I know Michelle... keep my day job... lol Sadie ~ I don’t know Sadie... I only write like that when I escape the asylum and don’t take me meds... lol Thanks so much Sadie, that was quite a compliment. I am humbled. Steaven ~ That sounds good Steaven. Even if we croak cuz they were late, at least the pizza drivers can have something hot to eat... lol Steaven... the meat lover’s is the bomb... on the hand tossed crust... but I don’t know about your Dominoes but ours doesn’t have anchovies... Believe me, I have them on speed dial... luckily I usually have some little swimmers at home... Princess ~ Princess, if I’m so smart why am I still a slimy little frog... ribbit! lol Do you know who my favorite musician is? Prince Yeah, I saw him in concert recently, I drove my Beetle there... I saw another frog hitchhiking on the way so I told him to hop in... it was fun... Thanks for stopping by Princess! Take Care! Serra ~ Thank you Serra, I appreciate you reading, and taking the time to reply. It’s nice meeting you! |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Ethel ~ Ethel you’re such a sweetheart! You give so much of your self. You’re a real angel! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Richy, your Americana poems should be put in time capsules to be discovered by future generations who could enjoy your comedic and talented renditions of the past! Your writing always amuses and entertains ~ and takes me for enjoyable trips down memory lane! You have a very special talent! I love your poetry! Loving hugs, Linda |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Linda, you have always been so kind to me. And I just want you to know how much I appreciate you! I can’t tell you how glad I am to see you back here with us all. Thanks for the wonderful comment. Your replies have never failed to bring a big smile to my heart. You really are just so special to all of the other members of pip, and to me! |
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ParisGrl Senior Member
since 2000-06-01
Posts 610 |
Richy, Thank you so much! I really needed a laugh this morning. :-) I love your work. Keep it up! ~Laura~ |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Where in the world did you get your sense of humor? It is priceless! |
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