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Toerag
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0 posted 2004-02-12 11:29 AM


I just heard the news,
Can't believe what's on!
The police have set up roadblocks
For that Scalawag LongJohn.

They say that rotten LongJohn,
Hi-jacked a panel van
It was loaded with Viagra,
A crime he had well planned.

They've got an all points bulletin,
They even questioned Ron
For that-now "hardened" criminal,
The one they call LongJohn.



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suthern
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1 posted 2004-02-12 11:42 AM


Oh, sailor??? Yoo-hoo???? I'm a little short of cash... how much are you offering to those of us who know your ways to stay quiet? *G*
garysgirl
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2 posted 2004-02-12 11:56 AM


ahahahahahaha, that's a good one, Toe!!!
Youngatheart
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3 posted 2004-02-12 12:18 PM


GREAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonnie j
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4 posted 2004-02-12 12:26 PM


Say is there a REWARD for this nasty criminal? Cause I'm broke and want to make a quick buck. I have my fish net in hand already to capture that ole boy when he goes a flyin' by.
See Ya
Bon-Bon

Richy
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5 posted 2004-02-12 12:39 PM



Well, I'm sure that when these crooks are caught, they will receive... stiff penilties!

I’m trying to remember which one of you guys was aghast at the outrageous price of $10.00 a pill!  

And then the wife said, “Hey $20.00 a year isn’t that bad!

And then we heard that she muttered to the lady next in line, “Yeah, it’s just like Disneyland, you wait a whole hour, for a 2 minute ride!”

And then Toe said, "I've been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! These are the worst suppositories I've ever used!"

Toe, I really didn’t think that you we’re this hard up for a laugh?  

But whatever...

Geesh!
          


Toerag
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6 posted 2004-02-12 12:40 PM


Now Bonnie....a good lookin guy like LongJohn, a truckload of Viagra...are you sure you're not going to catch him, and turn him "in"side out?
LngJhnAg
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7 posted 2004-02-12 12:41 PM


This calls for a response, Toe - and we all KNOW who the poem is going to be about.  Don't we?

passing shadows
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8 posted 2004-02-12 12:46 PM


glad to have you around
Balladeer
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9 posted 2004-02-12 07:45 PM


The sailor has some high friends...he'll probably get away with some soft jail time

Keep a stiff, er, upper lip, LongJohn

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