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Toerag
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0 posted 2004-02-11 06:01 PM



LONGJOHN'S 1ST CLASS DELIVERY

Longjohn has a quite large rear,
(Not quite as big as Balladeer's)
Mistakes are made, and quite alot
Sometimes confused for mail slots.

When paying bills on time with tears,
You still may find they're in "arrears"...




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1 posted 2004-02-11 06:13 PM


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

ok, simply stated...LOL

Richy
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2 posted 2004-02-11 06:18 PM




Have you shipped brown lately?


Oh wait... that's UPS!

      


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3 posted 2004-02-11 06:58 PM


now that puts a whole new spin on "male slot", now doesn't it....
Grover
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4 posted 2004-02-11 07:02 PM


Hilarious! Grover.
Youngatheart
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5 posted 2004-02-11 07:12 PM


Toe....Is this how you show your unconditional love for your dear Long John-making him the "BUTT" of your jokes?

Hey, Steavenr and Richy, your responses are almost as funny is Toe's post..LOL

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6 posted 2004-02-11 08:24 PM


Poor ole LongJohn hasn't been the same since that old lady tried to mail an umbrella to Phoenix!! There was a lot of postage doo-doo
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7 posted 2004-02-11 09:02 PM


doo-doo.....LMAO
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8 posted 2004-02-11 10:16 PM


Boo-hiss, your humaw is as bad as mine!  Take care.  Enjoyed!
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9 posted 2004-02-12 09:51 AM


I don't know whether to laugh or cry, so I'm laughing til I cry here - great poem, you scalawag, and the responses are classic!  How can I be mad at this?  No way!  Great shots - all of you are scalawags!
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10 posted 2004-02-12 11:32 AM


ROFL... and hope hope HOPING I dropped my valentines in the right slot? LOL
Youngatheart
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11 posted 2004-02-12 10:35 PM


suthern....very funny response...teehee
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12 posted 2004-02-14 12:25 PM


I agree with youngatheart, the responses are as funny as the original. I enjoyed reading this.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

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13 posted 2004-02-14 12:28 PM



Toe, my friend
I hope you and yours
Have a Happy Valentines Day!

Never lose that great sense
of humor!

Richy  

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