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LongJohn's "Other" Name
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LongJohn's "Other" Name |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LongJohn has another name I'm sure you've heard before It may have come from comic books Or possibly folklore. LongJohn has this appetite One that can't be measured Ham or beef or chicken parts All edibles he treasures. He eats and eats till he turns green Yet never gets enough His butt's as wide as Tennessee I've never seen him stuffed. He really doesn't talk much (It's impolite to talk and chew) Since his mouth is always full His conversations are quite few. By now you've surely realized His name from all this talk You may have seen his movie Called "The Incredible Bulk" ("Don't make me hungry....You wouldn't like me if I get hungry") |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
ok, I haven't been posting much, or reading much either, but happened to click on this and ......... rofg thanks for the smile my friend |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Now that is clever, but i'm sure there is an antidote for that. LOL |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well Sy, he's travelling from McDonalds to McDonalds across the country, (pretending to be a professional golfer), looking for an antidote.... |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
LOL...Toe, you sure know how to aim for the bullseye! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... All those visits to Hooters... he really WAS having lunch! LOL (though he'll probably blame my cookies! LOL) Enjoyed this very much, my friend. *S* |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
what would I do without ya? lol |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
PS: I sure hope we never find out! *S* |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
HEY, I want some cookies!  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Larry: Just send me your address... I mail calories! *S* |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Poor ole LJ's got a tape worm, the size of Neverland, So don't poke too much fun,Toerag, when it's an intestinal "thang!" The lost boys on this Neverland, don't quite distill their drinking water. Toerag, I wonder if I "otter" Suggest a doctor for you others. Check, make sure no worm you have Causing you to eat unplanned Never filled or satisfied And so your BSing's growing wide! I know I've opened up a can of worms I'll never want to eat Just couldn't help to have some fun here It has made my day complete!!!! heheheheheheheheheheh with hugs to all [This message has been edited by iliana (02-12-2004 12:01 AM).] |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
LOL!!!! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Go get 'em, Iliana! Both of those boys are a disgrace!! They deserve your abuse and ire....show no mercy!!!  er, may I say you're looking very nice today!?  |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Balladeer -- I would never want to "abuse these guys." I understand the fun you have with friends --just couldn't help myself this morning puttin' two cents in (my muse made me do it!). |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Ohhhhh, yeahhhh - This "poem" deserves a few more stanzas of Blues-style music in rebuttal. You are all mine, Turkey "mmmmmm, Turrrrrrkey" in my best Homer Simpson voice |
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