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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2004-02-09 12:29 PM


LongJohn and Balladeer
Were sitting on a bench,
LongJohn said "We need to work."
Bally didn't flinch.

Deer was sitting there,
With big tears in his eyes,
LongJohn got up and went to work
While 'Deer just sat and cried.

Toerag (their boss)asked LongJohn,
"What's up with Balladeer?
Is he not going to work today?
And what's up with all the tears?"

LongJohn said "He's lazy,
The laziest he's ever met,
Never done a full day's work,
I've never seen him sweat."

He's sitting on his gonads,
The pain's up in his gut,
And Balladeer's so lazy
He refuses to stand up."

© Copyright 2004 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
passing shadows
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1 posted 2004-02-09 12:44 PM


hehehe
inot2B
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2 posted 2004-02-09 12:47 PM


Oh dear, I see trouble brewing.

LngJhnAg
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3 posted 2004-02-09 01:22 PM


I guess it's up to me now....
garysgirl
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4 posted 2004-02-09 01:35 PM


Get 'em, LongJohn....
sic em!!!!  

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5 posted 2004-02-09 02:25 PM


ROFL... All this time I thought he had SOME ambition... that sets new records for laziness! LOL

Play date in the park... yippee!!! *S*

Enjoyed the grins!

Sunshine
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6 posted 2004-02-09 02:40 PM


Buzz...you're sweetly incorrigible!
Christopher
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7 posted 2004-02-09 03:13 PM


ouch
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8 posted 2004-02-09 03:20 PM






Dark Angel
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9 posted 2004-02-09 03:52 PM


Hehehe.. you guys.

Beauty of the world which is soon to perish has two edges, one of laughter and one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
(by Virginia Woolf)

Bonnie j
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10 posted 2004-02-09 04:46 PM


Toe quit a usin' those big words. I had to go to the dictionary to see what he was a sittin' on. Gee.........!
OHHHHHHHH! You're bad.
Bon

Grover
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11 posted 2004-02-09 05:29 PM


What a laugh! Grover.
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12 posted 2004-02-09 06:01 PM



LOL


Larry C
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13 posted 2004-02-09 08:05 PM


I heard they were big!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

Titia Geertman
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14 posted 2004-02-09 08:47 PM



I suppose he was bugged

Thanks for the laugh, I really enjoy reading you three when you're up and running.

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

iliana
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15 posted 2004-02-09 09:50 PM


At it again, ...... lol!
Balladeer
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16 posted 2004-02-09 10:29 PM


All it took was a few tears and I didn't have to work for months...and they call ME dumb!

Toe, if I sat on gonads you would be flatter than a pancake!!

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