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President Balladeer
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President Balladeer |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
If Balladeer was president, The whole world would be free, Of roaches-ticks and mice and such, (Democrats and fleas) He'd have LongJohn as his running mate, In case he might fall ill, Toerag would be his body guard, And provide the 'house' with swill. Hillary would be his maid, Martha Stewart would cook his "feed" Al Sharpton would be his caddy, The Oval office a par three. Scooby Doo's his dog of choice, Always by his side, Bill Clinton his advisor, In case he needs to lie. He'd rid the world of dangerous things, (Termites of mass destruction) His State of the Union speeches, Would rhyme with bodily functions. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
ROTFL...and I haven't hardly had time to wake up yet! You are just too funny! Love this morning chuckle Toe! Hugs~ ~ I like not only to be loved, |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
LMAO Now, he has my vote! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Very good Toe. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Darn it! LOL I never thought I'd vote for those two scalawags... but you do make them look good (at least in comparison with the alternatives! LOL) Forget Dem or Rep... that's just the PARTY ticket, right? *G* Enjoyed this! *S* |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
well...since suthern loves for me to ditto her *knowing look* I will just ditto her  and then leave laughing |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
ROFLOLOLOLOL!!!! Termites of mass destruction....that's classic!!  Don't worry, Toe. I'd make sure you were part of the cabinet - and not the liquor cabinet, either!! I'd at least make you the Poet Low Rat of the United States!! How's your chad hangin'? |
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Bohemianaus Member
since 2003-01-05
Posts 69Australia (South Gippsland) |
Too funny, rofl - mmm what president doesn't lie? God bless and keep you, Namaste! |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
 A good one, Toe!! LOL |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
lol -- here we go again! |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
That just toe me up!  |
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Youngatheart Member
since 2003-12-30
Posts 333 |
Have missed the banter among the three of you. Very funny, Toe. [This message has been edited by Youngatheart (02-08-2004 08:57 AM).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Great poem, you scalawag. The flow was great. |
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