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dingusjr
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0 posted 2004-02-03 02:26 AM



Idiot rodent!
Take that shadow of yours and stick it
To the refrigerator!

And what are you fools in California
Grinning about?
I haven't seen this much ice
Since that Titanic movie!

And we have some silly
Fool of a woodchuck named Phil
Wandering around the yard
Peering with myopic eyes..
And afraid of his shadow!

The wimp tells us
Six more weeks of winter
Instead of spring
In a month and a half!

Peel some potatoes, Marge!
Cut up some onions, Fred!
GROUNDHOG...

It's what's for dinner!

© Copyright 2004 Larry W. Allen - All Rights Reserved
Michelle_loves_Mike
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1 posted 2004-02-03 03:17 AM


um,,dingus,,,6 weeks and a month and a half are the same thing,,lmao
Love the write
michelle

I wish all could find the true happiness I have found,,in the eyes of Mike

dingusjr
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2 posted 2004-02-03 06:28 AM


Glad you noticed....dingus
McLean
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3 posted 2004-02-03 12:37 PM


HA HA HA HA HA HA
     HA HA HA

HA HA
             HA HA HA HA HA
HA
    HA HA HA HA HA HA

This is so dang cute!  LOVE THIS!

McLean

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4 posted 2004-02-03 01:02 PM


heheheh!
iliana
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5 posted 2004-02-03 01:06 PM


Larry -- my sympathies.  lol!
Bonnie j
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6 posted 2004-02-03 01:12 PM


Right now it is snowing with sleet. The street is solid ice, then it rained and more ice.
But I have two silly bunnies hopping around outside as if it were spring. Boy I wish I had their rubber booties cause my fet are always cold.
Keep warm
Bon-Bon

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7 posted 2004-02-03 01:50 PM


ROFL... I think I'll decline any dinner invitations... and just enjoy your pen. *G*
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8 posted 2004-02-03 03:34 PM




(giggles in delight) Awwwwwwww, don't blame the cute little groundhog, everyone knows it's Jack Frost's fault, hehehe, he framed the groundhog, get him! (giggles) This is soooooo cute, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet friend, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"You'll find something that's enough to keep you
But if the bright lights don't receive you
You should turn yourself around and come back home" MB20

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9 posted 2004-02-05 12:22 PM


My apologies folks -- I didn't warn you that my old friend has a screw loose!

Nicely done Lar... stick a fork in it.....

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the_loner_23
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10 posted 2004-02-05 12:24 PM


LMAO This is so cute and funny.

Cold hands means a warm heart

Richy
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11 posted 2004-02-05 03:06 AM




Hey Dingusjr, I’m out here in California,
and I don’t here anyone talking about
little crosseyed woodchucks, or any
weather for that matter. Besides what’s
straight over head...

Yeah, I know it’s the Golden State
and all, but all you guys can grin at us
during our next earthquake, wild fire,
or flash flood.

Or better yet, maybe we’ll even be
wacky enough, to elect an
ex body builder/movie actor
as our next Governor.

That would really give the rest
of the country something to
smile about... lol


Great Poem Dingusjr!

Let me know how the
Groundhog Helper
turns out  
  


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