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"Pass the T.P."

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chasing rain
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0 posted 06-21-2005 02:41 AM       View Profile for chasing rain   Email chasing rain   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for chasing rain

I sincerely apologize...I had to get this out of my "system".

--Leah

--

PASS THE T.P.
An Insomniac's Poem

I came upon a toilet trail
a trail I never knew
I walked upon a sticky road
a sticky road of poo
WHAT SORT OF STAIN COULD BE THIS FAR
SO FAR FROM ITS OWN HOME?
A bum beside the road piped up and said
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
I stepped aside, apologized
For being so very crude
But once I stepped, I soon regret
To say the bum had pooed.
WHAT THE HELL? I cried in horror
At the mess and stink he made
"Metamucil works, and exlax too
And it's worth the money I paid."
I quickly held my nose and left
That awful smelly trail
And let me say, without a doubt
This is one god-awful tale.

--
© Copyright 2005 chasing rain - All Rights Reserved
I_dont_know_me
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1 posted 06-21-2005 06:02 AM       View Profile for I_dont_know_me   Email I_dont_know_me   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for I_dont_know_me

hah! i love it, great job
Larry C
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2 posted 06-21-2005 10:44 AM       View Profile for Larry C   Email Larry C   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Larry C's Home Page   View IP for Larry C

hahaha...ooooooooooohh!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

lexus
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since 06-21-2005
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3 posted 06-21-2005 02:44 PM       View Profile for lexus   Email lexus   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for lexus

Hi I'm Lexus,

I'm a new member here.I like this poem.it's different,i've never really read anything like this.It's pretty  good.e-mail me back if u want.

P.S. maybe u can read sum of my stuff when i post it

lexus
fearing-laughter
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since 04-24-2001
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land of cheese (Wisconsin)


4 posted 06-23-2005 04:47 PM       View Profile for fearing-laughter   Email fearing-laughter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for fearing-laughter

*shakes head sadly...

haha just kidding.

it made me laugh

bergundy

At least we're still friends! At least we're still alive!--Alkaline Trio

Match
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5 posted 06-24-2005 01:45 PM       View Profile for Match   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Match

It was funny. Liked It very much I did.

Im sorry i've failed you all.

aaron woodside
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6 posted 02-02-2006 04:13 PM       View Profile for aaron woodside   Email aaron woodside   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for aaron woodside

Leah.  I doubt this will bump it, but come back and post more!

This was funny.     Laters

and I'm still stealing your Constructive Critiques message.  I love it.

Aaron Woodside
XxnoraxX
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7 posted 02-03-2006 05:06 PM       View Profile for XxnoraxX   Email XxnoraxX   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for XxnoraxX

lol hahaha. this is rly funny.  it reminds me of those poems- the alice in wonderland ones.  lol good job i was laughing sooo hard.  


XxnoraxX
Fading Away
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8 posted 04-07-2006 07:06 PM       View Profile for Fading Away   Email Fading Away   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fading Away

It is GREAT to see your humor about!  Thank you making me laugh out loud!  I miss you and hope you are doing well.  Keep writing...

Loving the Read,
Jennifer

((behind this fuzzy haze I can see that we are coffee and milk mixed, perfect, but not for everyone.))
latteaddict213
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9 posted 04-07-2006 08:55 PM       View Profile for latteaddict213   Email latteaddict213   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for latteaddict213

lol! that was funny. adind some life to the teen section.

                   Jessica
aliway
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10 posted 04-08-2006 02:39 PM       View Profile for aliway   Email aliway   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for aliway

Great poem
LoL, it was so funny and fun

Love to read more

*leah
chasing rain
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11 posted 04-15-2006 01:42 AM       View Profile for chasing rain   Email chasing rain   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for chasing rain

Haha, wow.

I must've been on crack when I wrote this.

Hi everyone!

Fading Away- I must be going insane, but I thought your name was Marie...

Aaron, you should stop it with the "drop-in-for-2-seconds-and-then-drop-out-and-disappear-for-a-million-years" act. It's getting old! :P

Speaking of old...I am not longer a teen. So don't expect to see much of this old geezer anytime soon. Hah!

--Leah
aaron woodside
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12 posted 04-10-2007 01:00 PM       View Profile for aaron woodside   Email aaron woodside   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for aaron woodside

Lol,  yeah I know, but is'nt it so much fun to find these new messages posted on old old threads.  

And I could have sworn her name was Marie too...
~XxMz.NerdyRockstarxX~
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13 posted 01-14-2011 08:42 PM       View Profile for ~XxMz.NerdyRockstarxX~   Email ~XxMz.NerdyRockstarxX~   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ~XxMz.NerdyRockstarxX~

LOL i love that

~XxExpect Nothing N You'll Never Get HurtxX~

 
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