I sincerely apologize...I had to get this out of my "system".
PASS THE T.P.
An Insomniac's Poem
I came upon a toilet trail
a trail I never knew
I walked upon a sticky road
a sticky road of poo
WHAT SORT OF STAIN COULD BE THIS FAR
SO FAR FROM ITS OWN HOME?
A bum beside the road piped up and said
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
I stepped aside, apologized
For being so very crude
But once I stepped, I soon regret
To say the bum had pooed.
WHAT THE HELL? I cried in horror
At the mess and stink he made
"Metamucil works, and exlax too
And it's worth the money I paid."
I quickly held my nose and left
That awful smelly trail
And let me say, without a doubt
This is one god-awful tale.